How the hell'd thi-is place go to shi-it?
It's far from stable
It's like ev'ryone here's pissed
But with no beer, grateful
The students make such a me-ess
Without bein' shit-faced
If they cracked my booze cabine-et
It would be a disgrace
Hear the throngs
Singin' songs out there i-in the hallway, ma-adness

Ha-allway's so-o loud
We gotta lay down the law, I don't know ho-ow
It's total chaos out the-e-ere (children throwin' books straight through glass)
Ha-allway's so loud
Stop all those kids breakin' lockers, don't know ho-ow
It's utter madness out the-e-ere

When they're still inside the rooms, it's okay
Because there's teachers ragin'
Handin' out detentions all da-ay
Outside they're not engagin'
The hall monitor's aren't worth shi-it
They can't stop ev'ry damn squabble
When they're not joinin' in with i-it
And so I don't know why I bothe-er
Pickin' one
Cause they're dunces, so the-ere's still hallway ma-adness

Ha-allway's so-o loud
Sounds like a riot containin' the whole to-own
Though only sev'ral hundre-e-ed (there's no room to swing a small cat)
Ha-allway's so loud
Don't wanna walk out in there, I'll get mowed do-own
No fan of bein' flatte-e-ened (too fond of my me to do that)

How could any-ythin' lead to thi-is?
May seem unstable
There's no matchin' psychosis
Can't append a label
Looked over my recent edi-icts
Don't see anythin' so awful
That would result in all of thi-is
Okay, so I kinda banned socce-er
They like sports
But reports of SWAT ca-alls? That's hallway ma-adness

Ha-allway's so-o loud
No way that I'll take the blame for this crap no-ow
Just cause I cancelled musi-i-ic (no-one really needs to learn that)
Ha-allway's so loud
You say the teachers are joinin' in right no-ow?
Come on, who needs that art shi-i-it (no-one normal wants to learn that)?
Who needs that drama class shi-i-it (now way in hell that you'll use that)?
What I say goes and that's it