No boats I can see-ee
Our supplies are gone, we'll have to become cannibals
That's right, cannibals
No need to frea-eak
Searched the island and there just aren't any animals (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Zero animals (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
So who's up for barbecued ma-ates?
Too bad there's no marina-ade
That'll help it go more easily do-o-own
I'm not sayin' we should end li-ives
Only carve out Jerry's thi-igh
Maybe Jim's or Joe's, whoever is do-o-own

Need to eat up, nah-nah-nah
Fill up our guts, nah-nah-nah
Le-et me munch you, le-et me munch you
Put your hands up, nah-nah-nah
If you'll be lunch, nah-nah-nah
Le-et me munch you, le-et me munch you (oh, scrummy buddy)

We have to ea-ea-eat (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
It's a fact of life, we must digest comestibles
Fresh comestibles
And I don't see-ee (oh-oh)
Any groc'ry stores or produce markets near to us (yeah-eah)
They're not near to us
So until our arses get sa-aved
We should put them on a pla-ate
Least a couple toes, you don't need 'em no-o-ow
Be sure to cook that meat up ri-ight
Don't want any e. coli-i
Know it may feel gross, don't have much choice no-o-ow

Gotta eat up, nah-nah-nah
Learned that at one, nah-nah-nah
Le-et me munch you, le-et me munch you
Put your votes up, nah-nah-nah
For who'll be lunch, nah-nah-nah
Le-et me munch you, le-et me munch you (oh, scrummy buddy)

Have to eat, you know, think it should be Joe's toes
Gotta eat, you know, might as well be Joe's toes
Nothin' against Joe (whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Joe's got the biggest toes (whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'm aware that Joe is asleep, I know, dope
Stomach's growlin', so the debate's a no-go (oh, nah-nah-nah-nah)
Gonna eat his toes (yeah-eah)
No, don't you wake up, Joe (yeah-eah)

Have to eat up, nah-nah-nah
Starvation sucks, nah-nah-nah
Le-et me munch you, le-et me munch you
Know we've been stuck, nah-nah-nah
Half a day, but, nah-nah-nah
Le-et me munch you, le-et me munch you