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Song Parodies -> "You're Adverse To Such Gore, Why Keep Glancing?"

Original Song Title:

"When the World Was at War We Kept Dancing"

Original Performer:

Lana Del Rey

Parody Song Title:

"You're Adverse To Such Gore, Why Keep Glancing?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You know the scene: "Oh, I can't watch!" *covers eyes with hands, peaks anyway*. Why the "peaks anyway"? Why?!
Hurts that when you hear words
Like "This film's R-rated", we get to see what you had for lunch
Worse is that all this hurl
Will not be abated after ev'ry scene switch, ev'ry cut
Horkin' up ev'ry last crust you consumed
Kinda bugs me a lot, to tell the truth
Gotta know: why do you still sit here, dude?
I just don't get you

You're not a fan of viscera
You're not a fan, so your hands are up
So not a fan of viscera
So not a fan, got both your hands up
Your eyes, meant to be coverin'
But they won't hold still, no, they seem to be waverin'
You're adverse to such gore, full bore
So why keep glancin'?
You're adverse to such gore, full bore
So why keep glancin'?

Oi, told me you'd avoid
Any scene that's too crunchy where the organs end up goin' "splat"
Oi, I'm gettin' annoyed
At first, it was real funny the first time that you peaked through your hands
You kept on sneakin' the smallest of views
It seems wrong when it causes you to spew
I don't know why you don't just leave the room
You hate bloody goo

You're not a fan of viscera
You're not a fan, so keep your hands up
So not a fan of viscera
So not a fan, keep both your hands up
Don't half-ass it, 'cause I'm gettin'
Really fed up, you know, so sick of vomit smellin'
You're adverse to such gore, full bore
So why keep glancin'?
You're adverse to such gore, full bore
So why keep glancin'?

Bet you'll do it again
Oh my God, forgot the film, it's true ('cause you'll do it again)
Oh my God, I'm now stuck watchin' you (watch you do it again)
Each recoil when you freak from the view (you'll do it again)
At least I'm not bored

You're not a fan of viscera
You're not a fan, can't keep your hands up
So not a fan of viscera
So not a fan, need both your hands up
You're adverse to such gore, full bore
So why keep glancin'?
You're adverse to such gore, full bore
So why keep glancin'?

But you'll do it again
Yes, you'll do it again

Glory and gore go hand in hand
That's why we're makin' headlines

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