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Song Parodies -> "Roll Your Dice"

Original Song Title:

"Cold as Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Roll Your Dice"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Normally I wouldn't use the same title of a parody that's already been done, but that one was about playing Yahtzee, this one's about a kind of DnD player...
Come on, roll your dice
Don't really have all the time you want
To show off, keep it tight
Don't wanna wait all night, you know

I've seen it before, it happens all the time (ooh-ooh)
From standard-ass orcs to Big Bad Evil Guys
You wanna make sure your throw isn't lame (ah-ah)
And we get that feeling but this ain't the way

Come on, roll your dice
The whole table starts to eye your stuff
Just in case you die
Since the DM doesn't like long throws

You go through your haul to pick out one that's nice (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Which ones have bad luck, like that exists, yeah right
Then shaking a ton, just rattle away (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Your hands aren't maracas, cut the crap and play

Roll your dice
Two shakes and you're done
Roll (roll) your (your) dice
Just roll the dice now, please
Roll (roll, roll) your (your, your) dice

Ooh-ooh-ooh, roll your, roll your dice (come on, roll your dice)
Come on, roll your dice (no-one likes), roll your dice, just go
Come on, roll your dice (wastes of time), move it, go
Come on, roll your dice (come on, roll your dice) (no-one likes), roll your dice, just go
Come on, roll your dice (wastes of time), ho-oh, move it, go
Come on, roll your dice (come on, roll your dice) (no-one likes), roll your dice, just go
Come on, roll your dice (wastes of time), oh-oh, move it, go
Come on, roll your dice (come on, roll your dice) (no-one likes)

...a kind of player I do occasionally slip into being, TBH.

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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 40

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yodoon - June 23, 2023 - Report this comment
I use the force
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