-> "King of Games"
Original Song Title:
"King of Pain"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"King of Games"
The Lyrics
If you think that you're gonna have fun today
Sorry, you should quit before I play
Poker? Blackjack? Go Fish? Don't matter what
Got this bad knack for coming out on top
The last time that I lost? That was a bygone age
I just keep running circles no matter what's played
See, there's no point in hoping that you'll win this day
Cause it's my destiny to be the king of games
I will reach twenty-one in two cards today (no, it's not quite fair)
Is it luck or skill? It's kinda vague (no, it's not quite fair)
There'll be checkmate called in, say, ten moves tops (no, it's not quite fair)
My checkers pieces never stop their hop (no, it's not quite fair)
Don't want to be a bore, this isn't fun, okay?
With one dude running circles ev'ry time he plays
I wish I could be losing but that's not today
Cause it's my destiny to be the king of games
You don't know how I've tried to take such a fall (no, it's not quite fair)
I've bet on shitty hands and wasted all my pawns (no, it's not quite fair)
Tried to play real green to give y'all an edge (no, it's not quite fair)
But that's harder a task than I would've bet (no, it's not quite fair)
Got a mountain of gold medals from all my days
Running unending circles round strangers and mates
At first, I was there gloating, but now I'm just drained
Cause it's my destiny to be the king of games
Hate to win ev'ry throw of these darts right now
Hate to be seen looking like a show-off each bout
Hate to make the scene seem like I barely sweat
Hate to revel in all the praise I tend to get
King of games
You'd think that my choice should be "don't do that" (no, it's not quite fair)
Sit out ev'ry one, give the noobs a crack (no, it's not quite fair)
But when I do, my luck makes someone's back break
And then I get dragged in anyway
Don't want to fill their spot, but I'm forced to, it's lame
Once again running circles in whatever's played
It's what I get for messing with that cursed paw, mate
Now it's my destiny to be the king of games
King of games
King of games
King of games
I'll always be king of games
I'll always be king of games
I'll always be king of games
I'll always be king of games
I'll always be king of games
I'll always be king of games
I'll always be king of games
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