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Song Parodies -> "That's Cumbersome (Carryin' It All)"

Original Song Title:

"Black No.1 (Little Miss Scare-All)"

Original Performer:

Type O Negative

Parody Song Title:

"That's Cumbersome (Carryin' It All)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Some people can carry all of the things. Some people clearly struggle to carry all of the things. Those people tend to not want any help, though...(this was based on the video version, BTW)
I did offer my help
That load looks hard
But you said to piss
Off, which seems harsh
It's a big workload, Steve
Your arms are full
Claimed you could lift all these
But was that swill?

I'm well aware you lift, right
You're not a flab dude
Oh, buddy, you've got muscles
Can't say that's not the truth
So I won't say you're feeble
That's plain daft
My gift of help for thee
Got ditched? Ass

Yeah, you wanna hold out though you're strainin' and groanin'
You might blow out half your spine, stop boastin'
Admit that
Ooh, admit that
That, that, that, that's cumbersome
I told you that (that, that, that, that's cumbersome) that's cumbersome

Crushin' you
Crushin' you
Stuff's crushin' you
And I want you non-squished
Who, like, wants to be squished?
Crushin' you is that stuff that you lift
Crushin' you like a bug is that shit
Crushin' you won't take long, you insist
That I want you to miss (ooh-ooh)
On tight muscles, you twit
No, I want you non-squished (ooh-ooh)

That, that, that, that's cumbersome
I told you that (that, that, that, that's cumbersome) that's cumbersome
That, that, that, that's cumbersome
That, that, that, that's cumbersome
That, that, that, that's cumbersome
That, that, that, that's cumbersome

Coulda been worse, the guy coulda responded that he wanted the singer to cut off his arms and legs with a chainsaw.

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