Not in my job description, I'm afraid that it's true
But it's kind of in yours and I won't do it for you
It's insane, insane
That I'm here tellin' you to mind your own kid, mind your own kid

Maybe, maybe I do not have the time
To keep a close eye on all your toddlers for you
Tryna keep this line movin' all orderly-like
And it would waste time to do the thing you just told me
Pausin' from checkin' folks out 'cause your babies
Are throwin' cans, droppin' trou', actin' crazy
I'm not paid to babysit, I'm too busy, too busy, yeah-eah-eah-eah

Might be minimum wage, still have the right to refuse
The crazy nonsense y'all think that I'd totally do
It's insane, insane
I must explain that you should mind your own kid, mind your own kid

I don't care if you'll be "just a sec", not how things should be
And not because I know you'll leave for 'bout two or three hours, so you see
Not covered legally for this, technical term here is "negligence", yikes
Hey, reversal is a skill for you, turnin' right around to come retrieve your brood
Look in your eyes like you want me (want me)
To do the same and back down but don't worry (yeah, yeah)
Just makin' sure that you're nice and safe, sorry (hoo-ooh-ooh, ho-oh-oh)
That means you can't pull this trick, I was ready (was ready), was ready

'Cause you're not the first lazy parent who wants to sue (hoo-ooh-ooh, ho-oh-oh)
For us not doin' what we're simply not s'pposed to do
It's insane (ho-oh-oh-oh), insane
We had to make a script for "mind your own kid", mind your own kid
Mind your own kid, mind your own kid
Mind your own kid, mind your own kid (it's insane)
Mind your own kid (it's insane), mind your own kid (it's insane)
Mind your own kid (it's insane), mind your own kid
Nobody in this store is gonna do this for you (mind your own kid, mind your own kid)
The shelf-stackers and managers united, it's true (mind your own kid, mind your own kid)
It's insane, insane
We need to tell you you should mind your own kid, mind your own kid