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Song Parodies -> "Scar"

Original Song Title:

"Scar"

Original Performer:

Missy Higgins

Parody Song Title:

"Scar"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Scars can look wicked-awesome...why don't I get one?
I crashed my car, broke my shin bone
Doctor fixed me up but crushed my hopes
He said "You'll see no skin breaks, no"
And before you fume how I smashed my Benz
Cause I have a need to have on my skin
An awful cut, nought's further from the truth
Would not angle to intend to be hurtin'
Before you cut me off, listen:

A purposeful car crash? Never (ah-ah)
All I want is somethin' to show
Somethin' worth all the splinters
But all I got was none
I'd never plan an endeavour (ah-ah)
To put myself in the path of gore
Want somethin' to remember
The time I hit that car
Could you leave me with a scar?

Proof of my rough scrape would be kinda neat
Make me look rugged although I'm a dweeb
Don't tell me "They're ugly, trust me"
The remains of the stitches, want that on
My front or my side, wait, both would rock
I could play the part of Frankenstein, bud
And don't ramble about my simple termin'
"Name of the monster" Just shut it

The thing that you should remember (ah-ah)
From the words that I'm singin', bro
Is the fact that I'd never
Pick a fight with a shark
Because I know that ain't clever (ah-ah)
Could lose a whole limb or maybe more
Don't want anythin' severed
Just a real bitchin' mark
Could you leave me with a scar?

That jagged flesh line would look fine
Wrapped around my chest like creeper vines
Would be great, but I'll be quite alright
Without one for now, won't try
To sabotage my front tires then drive while half-asleep
To see if I'm slashed this time
Tell me, did you think that I think that way?

I thought I came off as clever
And not someone who'd go and throw
Themselves right off the nearest
Tall buildin' near my home
Just cause I think I'd look killer (ah-ah)
With a reminder I lived through gore
It's a bonus, man, never
The point to go that far
Could you leave me with a scar?

Ah-ah
Could you leave me with a scar?
Could you leave me with a scar?

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