My thirst is high, so what I'd like
Is some nice refreshment, right down my throat, it will slide
But the keyword is "nice", not some pee fill with ice

It's bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
You haven't got it right
It's bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
This is pure foulness in a pint
It's a hot frigging day and you've brought liquid pain
It's bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
Lemonade, he-e-e-ey-yeah-eah-hea-eah-eah-eah-eah

The smallest sip made it past my lips
Did things to my stomach that might cause a rip
Might do more than flip if I hear you
Say that I should go and please try sip number two
I'd rather deep-fry my whole brain, give back to me
What I paid plus a vomit fee

That was bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
No 7-Up or Sprite
Just bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
Don't try and call it squash, you'd lie
Lemon squash has a taste that is not devil-made
It's bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
Lemonade, he-e-e-ey-yeah-eah-hea-eah-eah-eah-eah

I don't care what you think it's worth
It's a rip-off, not jokin'
Not a drink that I'd want to keep
Just keep chokin' and chokin'
No kid with crayon marks
Backwards cap, backwards "Я"
A child would not hear these words
I can tell you your drink is the worst

Really bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
There's no part that I like
Made bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
And now my tastebuds want to die
It took hard work to make that? I doubt that, it's pain
It's bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
Lemonade, lemonade, lemonade, lemonade
It's bad, bad lemonade, bad lemonade
Lemonade, he-e-e-ey-yeah-eah-hea-eah-eah-eah-eah