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Song Parodies -> "Werewolf Transylvanian"

Original Song Title:

"Illegal Alien"

Original Performer:

Genesis

Parody Song Title:

"Werewolf Transylvanian"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Being the sole werewolf in a city of vampires has gotta a big barrel of awkward, wouldn't you think?
Land of undead is just my neighbourhood
Ev'ryone sleeps in a casket, no garlic bread, true
Crap, the sun's shinin', no friends there in the park
When rain overflows the sewers, no-one can cross, pain in the neck
But there's a problem that I wish would end:
I'm not one of those pale bloodsuckers from hell
Both my incisors are longer than yours
But I get that from a far diff'rent fate

Now, don't tell anybody what I'll say to you
To be found out would blow both for me and then you too

'Cause it's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian
No, it's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian

Pretend I've gotta count out rice, what a bore
It sucks 'cause I do love fresh sushi, it's true
What's with the countin'? So goofy a tic
But if I fail to count, man, I'll be right in the shit

The only livin' body you'll find 'round here

'Cause it's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian, I tell ya
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian, no, no, no, no, no
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian (I mean it when I tell ya that it's)
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian
Werewolf Transylvanian, okay

Log invitations, it may drive me mad
But to crash on my buddies would stick out rather bad
My hygiene's awful, my shavin' skills are sad
Can't check it in a mirror, that's not on in this land

Friends have suspicions, they've never seen me morph
Into a bat or to mist now, nor have they seen me fly
The full moon's a bastard, when it comes, I have to lie
So many damn excuses, each one is even more contrived

I can't tell anybody else except for you
'Cause you can't blab, thank God for your forehead cross tattoo

Because-a it's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian, I tell ya
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian and it's gettin' me down
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian, no, no, no, no, no
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian, yeah, yeah, yeah
It's a-no fun (it's not much fun) as a werewolf Transylvanian, I tell ya that now
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian, I tell ya
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian, no, no, no
It's a-no fun (no-a, it's not much fun) as a werewolf Transylvanian, no, no, no
It's a-no fun (it's not very much fun) as a werewolf Transylvanian (-vanian, no)
It's a-no fun as a werewolf Transylvanian and that's what I am

Not as awkward as this song, though. Yikes-a-rooni.

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