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Song Parodies -> "Popper! Popper!"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor! Doctor!"

Original Performer:

Thompson Twins

Parody Song Title:

"Popper! Popper!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A ruthless vigilante...against balloons! That doesn't sit well with the neighbour
Birthday affair, not like you care
Saw how we decorated with flare
Streamers and gifts, piñata sticks
But one part set off somethin' held deep
Pins flew free so close to me
All three hundred balloons get burst so noisily

Popper, popper, balloons get you churnin', churnin'
Oh, popper, popper, the sight sends you reelin'

Ev'ry time you see one fly
You unsheathe your big-ass scary knife
When they blow, pop, my ears go
So I just wanna ask why you freak so

Popper, popper, kids are who you're hurtin', hurtin'
Oh, popper, popper, don't get why I'm seethin'
Popper, popper, I see your rage burnin', burnin'
Oh, oh, popper, popper, tell me, what's the meanin'?

Childhood trauma from clown freaks (clownish freaks)?
Did IT break your brain (break your brain)?
Allergic to rubber? Please (tell me, please)
Calm down and explain

Popper, popper, the sound's really hurtin', hurtin'
Oh, popper, popper, from fragments, I'm reelin'
Popper, popper, if a grudge, you're nursin', nursin'
Oh, oh, popper, popper, tell me, help your healin'

What, you seethe when they're upbeat?
That's a bit lame, to be frank of me

Popper, popper, you're quite a douche, ruined a birthday, kid's only two

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Agrimorfee - November 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Can't burst TCOP's bubble!
Matthias - November 06, 2017 - Report this comment
You could have also turned this into a tune about a person obsessed with popping zits but I like what you did here!
Blaydeman - November 28, 2017 - Report this comment
I wasn't really into this one at all, TCOP. Sorry. I never really found the joke funny. And it felt oddly risqué at times which I was not very comfortable with. I don't know, maybe it was the tonal quality of the OS mixed with my own sick brain that brought it to that place for me, but that's where it went, and I that's how I feel.
Max Power - November 28, 2017 - Report this comment
I think it's the popping noise that made the kid cry.

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