Yes, I kicked your balls because you had the gall
To repeat that not-close-to-a-joke
Which I was sure was done
Not centuries old, still sure when last told
It was so long ago
My voice still cracked a bunch

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Hush, never was a whole lot of fun
Whenever games get mentioned, bud
"Lost the Game!" still gets brought up (need to shut up)
Hush, it isn't funny, it's a dud (you see our faces fall)
You always say it so damn smug (when you say it once more)
"Lost the Game!" is stupid stuff (we, you already know, hate it a bunch)

Annoyin' as balls (oh-oh-oh), must you have the gall (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
To dig up this old barely-a-joke (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
It's the reason I punched (oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
You right in the balls (oh-oh-oh), cause you never halt (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
That thing that I had hoped (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Was dead, finished and done (oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

In great pain, you fall, no sympathy at all
Cause no matter which places we go
You pull out the same junk (the same old junk)
Won't converse at all (never dare to talk) to friends new and old (at their greetin's you balk)
Wait for a spot to gloat (you'll just laugh at your "joke")
That we've lost, which just sucks (mean you who sucks)
The Game is a chore (it's all of your thoughts), what are we still friends for (wish you would just piss off)?
Man, you used to be such a nice bloke (once was a nicer bloke)
Now you're a total schmuck (absolute putz)
You've achieved your goal (really stupid goal), made us mad as balls (hence why I whacked your balls)
Since my brain's popped like so (did "shut up" work? Hell no)
Say farewell to your nuts (now that is fun)

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh