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Song Parodies -> "A Thousand Ears"

Original Song Title:

"A Thousand Years"

Original Performer:

Christina Perri

Parody Song Title:

"A Thousand Ears"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"Make sure nobody hears this, okay" "MAKE SURE EVERYBODY HEARS IT? GOTCHA!" "Oh, for fu-"
What an ass, have you not heard of tact?
I told you plain: "Keep your lips shut and tell no-one at all"
But now ev'rybody knows
Said it out loud on the spot, so you're such a clown
You're so hopeless

I have tried ev'ry day wond'rin' if you
Would let my secret stay deep inside you
Now a thousand ears
Know 'cause you said it loud, you dork

Secret spilled all 'cause you are a ditz
Showing no shame, no hint of guilt I can see on your face
I stressed that you had to keep
This to yourself, why would you shout it like a dick?
Should've known it

All those times that my brain told me that you'd
Not let my secret stay deep inside you
Were well-founded fears
You went and said it loud, you dork
Still kinda shocked that you screamed with no pause, dude
Not a single pause, it seemed that you had to
Tell a thousand ears
And would've told a thousand more

That was bullshit
Why'd you pull it?

Now your eyebrow is raised like you're confused
Should be good, please explain why you let loose
Told a thousand ears
My secret, let that sound fly forth
"It hurts your soul, makes you weep, I betrayed you
'Cause I told folks that you need your lunch dyed blue
To a thousand ears?"
Well, put like that it sounds bad, dork

Makes sense for a song about something lasting a thousand years to soundtrack a movie that was unnecessarily split into two.

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