-> "A Thousand Ears"
Original Song Title:
"A Thousand Years"
Parody Song Title:
"A Thousand Ears"
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What an ass, have you not heard of tact?
I told you plain: "Keep your lips shut and tell no-one at all"
But now ev'rybody knows
Said it out loud on the spot, so you're such a clown
You're so hopeless
I have tried ev'ry day wond'rin' if you
Would let my secret stay deep inside you
Now a thousand ears
Know 'cause you said it loud, you dork
Secret spilled all 'cause you are a ditz
Showing no shame, no hint of guilt I can see on your face
I stressed that you had to keep
This to yourself, why would you shout it like a dick?
Should've known it
All those times that my brain told me that you'd
Not let my secret stay deep inside you
Were well-founded fears
You went and said it loud, you dork
Still kinda shocked that you screamed with no pause, dude
Not a single pause, it seemed that you had to
Tell a thousand ears
And would've told a thousand more
That was bullshit
Why'd you pull it?
Now your eyebrow is raised like you're confused
Should be good, please explain why you let loose
Told a thousand ears
My secret, let that sound fly forth
"It hurts your soul, makes you weep, I betrayed you
'Cause I told folks that you need your lunch dyed blue
To a thousand ears?"
Well, put like that it sounds bad, dork
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