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Song Parodies -> "Someone, Could You Spare A Dime?"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Someone, Could You Spare A Dime?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Well, this wins my award for "The Most Totally Random Parody That I've Done So Far". Hopefully you don't need me to provide the OS for you...
Somebody, help me
I'm lying here on the ground
Living in a cardboard box
Somebody, help me
My clothes are just what I found
That's why I still have no socks

Hungry, stealing from KFC
Because, buddy
I just need my stomach to shut up

My homelessness is bad for me
Thanks to my vest, I have these fleas
Used my last crayon; in your own time
Please read my sign:
"Someone, could you spare a dime?"

Lend me some cash please
My underwear's filled with poo
I ain't got no toilet!
And guess what, last week
I lost my water bottle, too
My eyes are covered in grit

Bleeding, 'cause some posh guy lashed me
Tell me buddy
Can you get me into ER, please

I lost my job, at Car Safety
Hyundai Getz, crashed into tree
Forgot 'bout school, illegible signs
That's what I write:
"Someone, could you spare a dime?"

Oh, anyone, please
Can you toss me some cash, I'm low

Now listen, buddy
I ain't faking, so you know

I don't possess
Stuff that might impress
That's 'cause I'm a bum
Can't you tell my armpits reek
Can't hear from left ear
Just look at my sign
"Someone, could you spare a dime?"

My sunken chest, my black beanie
My fam'ly crest, is hard to see
Covered in zits, don't insult my mind
Just read my sign:
"Someone, could you spare a dime?"

(My home address)
Can't pass a test (is 6 Bum Street, yes)
Of high hygiene (I'm near other bums)
My jacket just
Will not come clean (We're good mates, and all agree)
I wish just once someone will be nice (We shouldn't be here)
And read my sign:
"Someone, could you spare a dime?"
I'm rather proud of this...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   16

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Whiskered Rooster - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
You've all reason to be proud, Conqueror, this really was amazingly funny. From start to finish. Full 555s. I remember you struggling last year, you've come a long way. Kudos. Between me and you (between us and anybody, really) what you describe might be what Britney's life is going to look like soon, considering that, in the times we live in, a teeny pop princess like Christina Milian gets dumped by her record lable... We'll see what the future might bring for Britney.
Stephen Harrington - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Very twisted, and for that you've got 555.
Chris Bodily TM - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Beautiful tribute to Kevin Federline. LMAO!!! I really loved your substitutions, great humor, too! 555
Stuart McArthur - June 22, 2006 - Report this comment
so Britney lives at 6 Bum Street? - that'd be enough to send you stupid! - 555 bobpie
Adagio - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) I really liked it - but I had to just read it, so missed some of the funny stuff. I'll take everyone's word for it. 5's
Below Average Dave - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-S) "Bleeding, 'cause some posh guy lashed me" Great line there. . .you had a spelling error at inelligible, and didn't have the (echoed) lines reflected, but your pacing was on spot. . .you know, these ABC rounds are just as tough as deciding the SOTM winners sometimes. . .Conq, as always, I respect your work here. . .good luck buddy.
Yoidy - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Here's a 555 proof pick me up!
Agrimorfee - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) For a random parody, this was pretty tightly-written. I love when I can point out that a writer's parody is better than they think it is in their original intros. 555
Jason - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC-S) This is brilliant. and original as well. 555
Michael McVey - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
At least they don't board the busses and bore passengers with their sob stories like the bums in Lima.----MM
Stuart McArthur - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3S) you could follow up with "oops I piddled again" (the bum that is)(not you bobpie)(unless you did) - see above - loved the title sub
Johnny D - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Instead of a dime, how about three nickels? ;-)
Rick C - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) I think the address should be 555 Bum Street. :-) Good one, conq.
Red Ant - March 13, 2007 - Report this comment
If Britney made TOS today, it would have gone something like this, ha! This wasn't that random really, and nice job getting the echoed vocals at the end. Fun stuff. Hittin' pieman with tha 5s!
Matthias - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
You didn't bum around with this parody
Jeff Reuben - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Stealing from KFC? All you get from there are rats! This song worked well for me, 5s.
Jack Wilson - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Freakin AWESOME! Too bad you wrote this 9 months to early, coulda had some Britney bald joeks here, awesome job
Mikey Squirrel - March 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very amusing take on homelessness. Or is this about Britney herself about 10 years down the road? Good job, Conqueror.

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