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Song Parodies -> "Shirk It"

Original Song Title:

"Earned It"

Original Performer:

The Weeknd

Parody Song Title:

"Shirk It"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. Dude vents at a lazy co-worker. Yeah, that's pretty much it.
Your la-azi-ine-ess, I can't stand it (oh-oh, yeah-eah)
So ha-ard to-o ge-et work ou-out, ge-et work ou-out o-of you, you, you
Know I should sack you-ou-ou, hey, hey
Why won't you put on your shoe-oe-oe-oe-oes?
Got a whole lot of things that you'd promi-ised
That you'd do, but again, you've delayed i-it
Said you'd clean the break roo-oom, room, room
But your nap re-esu-umed, -sumed, -sumed, -sumed

Paycheck? Not earned it
Need to deserve it
So do some work, it's
Your friggin' turn, twit
Why must you shi-i-i-i-i-irk i-it? Shit
Always shi-i-i-i-i-irk it

You do-on't ge-et pai-aid to-o be static (oh-oh, yeah-eah)
Su-urpri-ised you-ou showed up, you showed up on time, time, time
Now stack the bread ai-ai-aisle, hey, hey
No, you prat, it's not lunch ti-i-i-i-ime
You'd have known if you had paid attentio-ion
To the clock on your phone while you're texti-in'
Are you just tryna lo-ose, lose, lose
Your job so you-ou snoo-ooze, snooze, snooze, snooze?

Pics of you workin' (proof of workin')
Are worth preservin' (need preservin')
Like Bigfoot twerkin' (a cryptic twe-e-erki-in')
Or Count Drac surfin' (undead surfin')
Because your shi-i-i-i-i-irki-in', shit (shi-i-i-i-i-irkin')
Keeps on tu-u-u-u-u-urnin'

Came as a-a-a surpri-ise (big surpri-i-ise)
Your resumé-é was perfectly well done (real well do-o-one)
And all of you-our ref'rences ta-a-alked you up (talked you u-u-up)
As so dili-ige-ent, were they bri-i-i-i-i-i-i-ibed (shit)?
Just lie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies?

So hard to work with (hard to wo-ork with)
That check you yearn, twit (that pay you yea-ea-earn, twi-it)?
It wouldn't hurt, git (it wou-ouldn't hurt, gi-it)
To try to earn it (to try-y and earn i-it)
But no, you shi-i-i-i-i-irk i-it, shit (hate your shi-i-i-i-i-irkin')
Always shi-i-i-i-i-irk it, yeah-eah (you shi-i-i-i-i-irk i-i-i-it)

Na na-a-a-a na-a
Yeah, yeah
Please stop your shi-irkin'
Hate your shi-irkin'
On my ne-erves, it
Grates, stop shi-i-irki-in'
Stop shi-i-i-i-i-i-irki-in'

I know that the OS usually has (Fifty Shades of Grey) as part of the title, but Wikipedia says it's "alternatively" titled that, which means it's not the main title, so I'm not gonna. Besides, the subtitle kinda puts a darker spin on the subject matter, going from "you're awesome, babe, so let me reward you with some sweet lovin'" to "you deserve to be treated like crap because I don't know how BDSM works". Yeah.

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