Bung
We need a bung to stop up this hole that somehow sprung
Could've been anything, certainly not my fault, shut up
That's not the main point, no, that's this:
The way you chose to fix this friggin' hole is rather shit, yeah

Is it really that damn hard? Just one successful part
But speed becomes a problem when the rest is such a farce
I'm makin' my own plug now, pay attention to my art
And when it's all done, you'll look at your plug and be shamed at your bung

Yeah, that's not a good bung

Flop
It can't flop like a fish, not when the hole lets more on
Needs to stay strong, this wad of cloth will not get hard stuck
This isn't a coffee spill
Or a severed arm which will need yours 'cause it'd suit the bill, yeah

Which would almost count as smart if this was a blown heart
But it becomes a problem since a boat can't form a scar
Need somethin' far more solid, more than bandaids on a jar
So watch what I've done and then you'll make plugs not as bad as your bung

Yeah, that's not a good bung
Yeah, yeah, far from a good bung
You messed it all up, it needs a do-over
Terrible plug, simply not a good bung
You screwed it all up, needs a big do-over
A really bad plug, simply not a good bung

Oh, your method was so bizarre, no logic played a part
It's like you only wanted to make a scene from a farce
Holds long enough to say "That should hold" then it blows up hard
It's life and death, bud, we need a good plug, not your terrible bung
You messed it all up, it needs a do-over
Terrible plug, simply not a good bung
You screwed it all up, needs a big do-over
A really bad plug, simply not a good bung

Yeah, that's not a good bung, yeah, far from a good bung
Yeah-eah-eah, oh-oh-oh yeah-eah, yeah, that's not a good bung
You messed it all up, it needs a do-over
Unworkable plug, simply not a good bung
You screwed it all up, needs a big do-over
A really bad plug, simply not a good bung