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Song Parodies -> "Actual Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Back in My Life"

Original Performer:

Alice DeeJay

Parody Song Title:

"Actual Wife"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's alright to be a fan of a fictional character. Some people just take it a little bit too far
Need an actual wife

You need an actual wife
Not a stand-in, alright?
It's creepy, just seems off
Not right
Ain't your "waifu", bud
Sure, she may be hot
But jpeg's can't form bonds

You need an actual wife
It's a really sad sight
When you kiss your laptop
Not right
Cause she was made up
By some author, stop
Your dreams mean jack, they're rot

You've cracked a bit, I fear
Got so hot your brain got seared
It's a good anime
But real life, it ain't, so quit
Hate to come 'round, oh dear
You've bought more merch as I feared
Put that pillow away
Not helpin' your case with it

Remember when you told me
You hated all those "weirdo otaku freaks"?
Well, now you're one, jerk
You've fallen far, I see

You need an actual wife
Not an fmv file
Because "real love" it's not
Not right
She's just ink lines, bud
I wish you would stop
Ruinin' my fan blog

The end brought you to tears
Cause she got with him? Oh dear
I want back my old mate
Not this teary-faced sad twit

I know I didn't name any specific anime character, but I think the concept is so heavily ingrained into the internet culture that I'm sure you're all thinking of some mysterious waif that someone you knew obsessed over/still obsesses over.

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Total Votes: 3

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