My damn belt won't take
Oh, my damn belt won't take
Check it out, uh

I like food, once was thin, now I find my waistline's thick
And I try hard to tie it behind my shirt but it
Won't behave, want to restrain my gross beer belly, hate to see
Said belly get loose cause people will lose their lunch, down my gut won't keep
Please, all I want's a gut I can pretend ain't fat
Even though I won't stop eatin', I still won't blame that

Hurts, my damn belt won't take, squeezin' in on my hips and my waist
Damn belt won't take, forcin' me to spend green on new ones, great
Damn belt won't take, I fume, blame you for sellin' faulty parts
It should handle my fat arse, but my damn belt won't take (listen)

Try to stretch round my flesh but it just stops
Really need some more feet so I can hit the first notch
Your accusations are baseless that I should cut down on choc'late
Diet comes fourth, we can debate on it, what's first, dude, is how this belt's rude
Got both the ends to touch and I felt almost glad, no
Cause they wouldn't go much further than a flailin' slap

Hurts, my damn belt won't take, it won't click, hold my thick rolls in place
Damn belt won't take, forcin' me to spend green on more duds, great
Damn belt won't take, so rude that you blame my corpulent arse
It's a result of poor parts, this goddamn belt won't take

It ain't required to keep pants higher
Need it for feelin' less a grease-pile that breathes, so
I have made it my mission though my fat keeps my pants slippin'
Want this belt round, hurts cause

My damn belt won't take, won't force in my gut thin, what a waste
Damn belt won't take (uh), forcin' me to spend green just to replace (blows)
Damn belt won't take, please do (whoo) what you were meant to do, you arse
Face is red from strainin' hard cause my damn belt won't take
Still resemble a less (hate it) agile whale
Damn belt won't take (lame), forcin' me to spend green on future fails
Damn belt won't take, not true what you are sayin' 'bout the part
Played by my rich-cake-fed arse, this goddamn belt won't take

Oh-ho-oh-oh-oh
Damn belt won't take, lame, no-no-no-no-no, no
My damn belt won't take, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Damn belt won't take, no, no, no