Oh, when anyone falls, they cuss
'Cause it hurts like balls, so when they fall, they cuss
Oh, so why would one cause a fuss?
Happens to us all, there's no need to cause a fuss

Bog-standard fall and cuss, fall
So stupid to cause a fuss
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah

A reflex reaction (damn it, damn it)
Can't stop what you say (if you can, that's peachy)
So I don't see a need (don't see a need)
To rant and then rave (actin' pissy, ayy, ayy)
"Swearin' is a no-no (stop it, stop it)
In all ways, it's bad (no exceptions, just bleed)
You could just say "Oh no" (diff'rent outburst)
What you do is sad" (yeah, I think that's crazy)

Ayy (oh, oh, oh, oh)
My toe gets stubbed, yeah, I'll (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Let out the words (oh, oh, oh, oh)
That your lot don't like (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Hey (oh, oh, oh, oh)
The words that make a live feed die (oh, oh, oh, oh)
'Cause a sudden foot sting (oh, oh, oh, oh)
From Legos ain't nice (oh, oh, oh, oh)
No time to think a bit
If screamin' "Shit!" or Piss!" will look a bit
Uncouth or other words
I can't think of when the pain I've got just climbs (hey)

You're hatin' this?
Yeah-eah
You hate the old fall-and-cuss, fall
Sounds like you're bored, that sucks
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah

You're insistin' I change my phrase when it's the two of us? That's kinda batshit
Currently not in public
Out there, it might just be "Damn!" or a "Bugger!", let's not go nuts, best to play it by ear
Plans never survive, survive, survive, survive, survive

Can't plan for a fall-no-cuss, fall
Destined to go tits-up
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah