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Song Parodies -> "Spacious"

Original Song Title:

"Patience"

Original Performer:

Take That

Parody Song Title:

"Spacious"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Bigger on the inside? Horse hockey!
This room is really spacious
I'm thinkin' this can't happen, boss
I feel your indignation
But the dimensions are just way too much
I need to know how we can drive inside
The physics on display are bogus

Cause I
Can't spy
A way this box is concealin'
A room this far reachin'
It's lies

Don't get how it's so spacious
I thought that it would be a cramped closet
But I could spend my summer vacation
And never give a hotel a cent
The whole thing seems off, tell me, is there somethin' not let on?
Some mass displacement or magic crap, please

Cause I
Don't like
When some smartass ain't explainin'
Claims I lack the trainin'
Describe
How this place is so spacious, yeah-eah-eah
It can't be so spacious, yeah

Can't be hard to lay deets
So my scone will not try to leave me
How is this so spacious?
Can't believe it's spacious
Oh-oh

Cause I
I don't want lies
Don't tell me to just "believe it"
I've squinted, can't see it
No, I
Can't see how it's so spacious
Blue box is too spacious
I'm not that dumb, won't be reelin'
From info you're feedin'
Please, I
Must know how it's spacious

I don't know if they've ever actually tried to explain how the TARDIS is dimensionally transcendent, but if they did, I'm sure it'd be the biggest pile of technobabble codswallop ever committed to writing.

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Whostorian - June 27, 2018 - Report this comment
The outside and inside are in two completely different relative dimensions at the same time. Or are you _that_ daft?

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