-> "Right to Die"
Original Song Title:
"Side to Side"
Original Performer:
Ariana Grande ft. Nicki Minaj
Parody Song Title:
"Right to Die"
The Lyrics
You can restore life (which is awesome)
But I'll be okay (yes, you can stop)
Sounds wrong, but I say I've the right to die (let you all know)
I'm talkin' to ya
Copped a really awful blow to my body
Pointy orcish battleaxe hit my body
Reduced my blood supply to nothin' (to nothin')
Got squirted at ya
And I know it was your first inclination
To perform spells you had in reservation
As instincts go, that sure ain't nothin' (ain't nothin')
Just check the spell description, 'cause
A certain word shows up
A "willing" soul? Not I
I've had enough life
A few good decades
Sounds wrong, but I say I've the right to die
I've served enough time
On the mortal plane
Sounds off, but I say I've the right to die (ah-ah-ah, right to die)
You might not like it
I know death, to us, has been like a yo-yo
Gave us carte blanche to charge in just like bozos
It's way too late to claim that's not me (that's not me)
But I must stop ya
'Cause my story's at its end, it's that simple
Done enough to help this world and its struggles
Calm retirement? No, that's not me
I've risked my whole life way too much
I'm sure some other schmuck
Can join you to block knives
We all have our time
To leave, go away
Sounds wrong, but I say I've the right to die (ah-ah-ah, right to die)
Don't waste your spells, I (I'll be alright, trust me)
Am really okay (I'll be okay, trust me)
Sounds off, but I say I've the right to die (ah-ah-ah, right to die)
Uh, yo
Save your revives 'cause it's my time to go
Weird I said no, that's true, I should know
Long-run joke that the way I would go
Up to the afterlife is to drag my damn soul
B-B-B-But I'm honest here, I've fulfilled my creed
Saved my home and I've secured myself a new legacy
No, I'm not here feelin' the futility (no, no), uh
Y-Y-You think is the cause of my new-found serenity
Hearin' me? You're showin' small flexibility
Accept I've moved on, you can deal with the hostilities (whoo!)
I'm not that unique, you can shop
For a brand new tank to take all of the hard shots, uh
My friends, I don't think it's too much (not too much)
To let me head on up (head on up)
Said this so many times
It's normal post-fight (normal post-fight, heard me)
To heal my smashed face (heal my smashed face, hurt me)
Sounds wrong (wrong), but I say I've the right to die (ah-ah-ah, right to die)
It's diff'rent this time (I'll be alright, trust me)
But it's all okay (I'll be okay, trust me) (ooh-ooh, trust me)
Sounds off, but I say I've the right to die (ah-ah-ah, right to die)
Ee-yeah-eah-eah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah-eah-eah (uh, yo)
Into the sky is where I'll fly, must go (I'll be alright, trust me) (oh-oh, trust me)
Save diamonds, go save more lives, should know (I'll be okay, trust me) (ah-ah-ah, yeah-ee)
How that goes, done tons of times, no joke (ah-ah-ah, right to die) (no, he-ey)
That's the part that I love, but it's my time to go (eh-eh-heh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh)
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