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Song Parodies -> "Awards"
Original Song Title:
"Applause"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Awards"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Part of my "Living The Fantasy" self-challenge. I care way too much about famous award things than I really should, though not quite to the extent of this guy...
I sit here rea-eading the list of Grammy noms
And all that I can say is "Why is "Roar" up for Best Song?"
Even though I don't like country, still find that I care
I gotta find out who wins in the end, then I will share
Who won all the awards, awards, awards
Cause I just love awards-wards
All of the awards-wards
I don't care if it's a rigged Academy
Of awards, awards, awards
I gotta find out who won (he got Best Song? Wow!)
I might look at 'em too much, much (wastin' time now)
It's pointless trivia, son (I just like lists now)
Hear me recite ev'ry one, one (such a nerd, wow)
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Look 'em up, now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Best Actor of '91, 1
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Know 'em all now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) I reread 'em cause I'm nuts, nuts
Suprised at all the Emmys that were won by Glee
Not that I've watched an ep, though, on the web, it's been critiqued
Judges are objective, the web's so subjective, could be
They're still not getting off for stealing from John Coulton, see
Still read about awards, awards, awards
Cause I just love awards-wards
All of the awards-wards
Don't care if douchebags make up the nominees
For awards, awards, awards
Guess you could call me a schmuck (that got Best Show? Wow!)
For knowing which git won what, what (memorised now)
When no-one else gives a fuck (no-one else cares now)
There's no need to be a butt, butt (puttin' me down)
(A-W-A-R-D-S) I am still proud
(A-W-A-R-D-S) For memorising each one, one
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Know 'em all now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Globes and Oscars, all that stuff, stuff
Wooh!
Won, won
Whoo-ooh
Won, won now
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ooh-ooh
Obsessed with the awards, awards, awards
Know too much 'bout awards-wards
'Bout all the awards-wards
If someone awesome gets snubbed, I get quite peeved
Missed awards, awards, awards
Emmys and Oscars I love (she got Best Song? Wow!)
And all that ARIA stuff, stuff (my country now)
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bud (read who got in now)
Still no Weird Al? That just sucks, sucks (makes me feel down)
(A-W-A-R-D-S) VMA's now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) I just want the stats and stuff, stuff (just the names now)
(A-W-A-R-D-S) I don't care now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) About celeb drama crud, crud
Just tell me who won, please
And all that I can say is "Why is "Roar" up for Best Song?"
Even though I don't like country, still find that I care
I gotta find out who wins in the end, then I will share
Who won all the awards, awards, awards
Cause I just love awards-wards
All of the awards-wards
I don't care if it's a rigged Academy
Of awards, awards, awards
I gotta find out who won (he got Best Song? Wow!)
I might look at 'em too much, much (wastin' time now)
It's pointless trivia, son (I just like lists now)
Hear me recite ev'ry one, one (such a nerd, wow)
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Look 'em up, now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Best Actor of '91, 1
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Know 'em all now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) I reread 'em cause I'm nuts, nuts
Suprised at all the Emmys that were won by Glee
Not that I've watched an ep, though, on the web, it's been critiqued
Judges are objective, the web's so subjective, could be
They're still not getting off for stealing from John Coulton, see
Still read about awards, awards, awards
Cause I just love awards-wards
All of the awards-wards
Don't care if douchebags make up the nominees
For awards, awards, awards
Guess you could call me a schmuck (that got Best Show? Wow!)
For knowing which git won what, what (memorised now)
When no-one else gives a fuck (no-one else cares now)
There's no need to be a butt, butt (puttin' me down)
(A-W-A-R-D-S) I am still proud
(A-W-A-R-D-S) For memorising each one, one
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Know 'em all now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) Globes and Oscars, all that stuff, stuff
Wooh!
Won, won
Whoo-ooh
Won, won now
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Ooh-ooh
Obsessed with the awards, awards, awards
Know too much 'bout awards-wards
'Bout all the awards-wards
If someone awesome gets snubbed, I get quite peeved
Missed awards, awards, awards
Emmys and Oscars I love (she got Best Song? Wow!)
And all that ARIA stuff, stuff (my country now)
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, bud (read who got in now)
Still no Weird Al? That just sucks, sucks (makes me feel down)
(A-W-A-R-D-S) VMA's now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) I just want the stats and stuff, stuff (just the names now)
(A-W-A-R-D-S) I don't care now
(A-W-A-R-D-S) About celeb drama crud, crud
Just tell me who won, please
Seriously though, Glee ripping off Jonathan Coulton's cover of Baby Got Back was completely bullcrap.
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