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The 1975

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If I wants the meats, you give me the meats. Don't cover it in crap that makes it taste like not-meats!
Ordered steak med-rare, I hope
That it doesn't turn out too small
All that money down for tiny meats? I'm out
I would also be miffed if it's cold
Here we go, now the plate has been set but something's askew
Flavour's atypical to what I was told by what was on the menu
'Cause there was zero indication there was gonna be sage or whatever's in layers
On my steak right now, can't swallow down

Mmm, I don't want herbs, taste is harsh
I don't like your line "just herbs"
If that was the case, won't see any stink from me
Not "just herbs", mmm, don't want herbs

Some customers would get real bold
Demand the owner to just comp it all
While throwing lots of empty threats around, you don't know who I am now
But if you keep on handing out
Your huge loads (hey) of reasons it's my fault, I might hate you
"Try it, you never know" I did and it blows, so could you remake it?
"Well, shouldn't you have ordered something that you could take instead of making changes?"
Read it three times now, nothing about

Mmm, all these damn herbs, tastes like arse
So don't try that line "just herbs"
"Scrape them off"? The flavour's seeped into all the meat
Not "just herbs", mmm, don't want herbs

Bitter, foul and tart
Caked on ev'ry part
I hate to be harsh but I could just barf
You'd better not charge my credit card
When you go (hey) and bring to me one more that's not tainted
With all this thyme and that rosemary or whatever my steak's been buried, drowned and stained with
Been here before and hunger's never been a big pain I've ever left or stayed with
Fix it for me now, can't swallow now

Mmm, 'cause of those herbs (hey), the worst part
Hate that line, too snide, "just herbs"
Not one small sprig of parsley, it's a mess of weeds
Not "just herbs", mmm, don't want herbs
I don't want herbs, make me barf
Screw that trite old line "just herbs"
Only way that gets in me: get too close and breathe
Not "just herbs", mmm, don't want herbs

I don't want herbs (hey)
Hate herbs, screw herbs
Hate herbs, mmm, don't want herbs
Hate herbs

"You say 'erbs and we say herbs…because there's a fucking "h" in it!" - Eddie Izzard

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