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Song Parodies -> "Web Type Thing"

Original Song Title:

"Sex Type Thing"

Original Performer:

Stone Temple Pilots

Parody Song Title:

"Web Type Thing"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man. Think that about covers it. Enjoy!
I am, I am, I am
Peter Parker, a nerd in high schoo-ool
Classmates all regard me as a foo-ool
But if they knew 'bout my crime-fightin' too-ools
My web spoo-ools

I ain't, I ain't, I ain't
Respected because I'm a huge gee-eek
Slammed into lockers by Flash ev'ry wee-eek
If they knew how I smashed the Vulture's bea-eak
Man, they would frea-eak

They've seen Spider-Man whip web-li-ines
They love Spider-Man, but not I-I
If they knew we're the same inside
Minds blown, minds blown, minds blown, minds blown

I'm Spider-Man, yes, man
The Daily Bugle may say I'm a threa-eat
The av'rage person tends to be impre-essed
The way I keep Electro's zaps compre-essed
Don't get stre-essed

My Spider-Sense helps when I fi-ight
Detecting danger, large and sli-ight
So I can focus on smart lines
I joke, I joke, I joke, I joke

I'll kick butt, kick butt, kick butt, kick butt
Quip a ton, a ton, a ton

I have, I have, I have
Defeated Venom and Doc Ock too-oo
Hope there's time to help Aunt May with foo-ood
Didn't I have a date with MJ? Shoo-oot
Now I'm scre-ewed

Why she still dates me, don't know why-y
Not that much of a catch, am I-I
Then there's how I'm hopeless with time
I blow, I blow, I blow, I blow
But she forgives me ev'ry ti-ime
That's something that just blows my mi-ind
Does she know the secrets I hide?
Don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know

Though Jameson, Jameson, Jameson, Jameson
Thinks I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck
Super scum, I'm scum, I'm scum, I'm scum
I'll still come, still come, still come, still come
Save his butt, his butt, his butt, his butt
Seems to some, to some, to some, to some
Folks that's dumb, that's dumb, that's dumb, that's dumb
Well, that's just, that's just, that's just, that's just
My way, bud, way, bud, way, bud, way, bud

The original song is basically if the creepy undertones in Blurred Lines were deliberate. And was by an alternative rock band.

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