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Song Parodies -> "Lose (If You Wanna)"

Original Song Title:

"Move (If You Wanna)"

Original Performer:

Mims

Parody Song Title:

"Lose (If You Wanna)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You know what would be nice, person playing this game with me? If you could just stop winning all the goddamn time. That'd be nice...
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, lose, lose if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna (embrace the uselessness, uh), if you wanna, if you wanna lose

I swear I'm not bad at this, I'm a real decent gamer (uh-huh)
But I also wonder: could you do me a favour (I say, whoo!)?
Gimme a small step up, don't be a dictator
Of the kind that wins all kinds of games player (you get it?)
That's a mouthful, isn't it (uh, uh)? Good, tongue-twist creator (uh, uh)
Small distraction, need it (uh, uh), 'cause I'm a hater (uh, you ass)
Of your bullshit luck, hate that 'bout your nature (ass)
Always on the top, no matter the strength of my labour (you're a pain in my)
So all that I'm askin' is not anythin' that's major
Simply take your character and make 'em eat the lasers
Throw 'em off the cliff to see if they'll make a crater (uh)
Become a knife-catcher with their face, plus razors (ah!)
Or just let me kill you, give me a score raiser (ah!)
Lose if you wanna not be a big win chaser
No matter how you lose (uh), it means you won't be the gainer
And then keep on losin', don't be a high aimer (dip!)

Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, lose, lose if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose (uh)
Lose if you wanna (uh), if you wanna, if you wanna lose (uh)
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna (yeah, look), if you wanna, if you wanna lose

Just try and keep it cool if you wanna (cool), you can lose if you wanna (ooh)
Try and add a little suck, maybe stop bein' so awesome, bud (dude)
You're a bit too awesome, it's a pain and a real problem (uh, uh)
'Cause I'm lookin' at your back, wonder where I should start punchin' (you get it?)
Got a lot of bones, bud (oh), do you really keep track of 'em (oh)?
How many could snap (oh) before you notice you're floppin' (oh)
This game's really somethin' (oh), really makes all our blood flow
Bah, bah, bah, bah, pumpin' blood, keep it comin'
If the blood's suddenly stoppin', that'd be a decent problem
But if my score gets higher, then we won't see that for nothin'
Wow, I think I got a boost-up! That's a first, keep that shit comin'
What, your thumb slipped now? Dunno how that happened, stumpin'
It's a little boost for me, all you have to do is stop me (come on)
Though if you head that way, hope you're not fond of your body (come on)
It might end up in some bits, just a hunch, only a "prolly" (uh-huh)
Not a problem if you want me to be tops, so please think prop'ly (thinkin')

Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, lose, lose if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose
Lose if you wanna, if you wanna, if you wanna lose

Bah, bah, bah, pumpin' blood, keep it comin' (keep it comin', keep it comin', keep it comin')
Bah, bah, bah, pumpin' blood, keep it comin' (keep it comin', keep it comin', keep it comin')
Bah, bah, bah, pumpin' blood, keep it comin' (keep it comin', keep it comin', keep it comin')

That's a nice non-flayed skin you have there. Shame if something were to happen to it...what would also be a shame is if some eejit had to resubmit a parody because he somehow unchecked the "allow comments" button despite having allowed comments for about, ooh, 16 years? I mean, I wouldn't have cared if I only mistyped "Mims" as "Mim" because who gives a shit about Mims but not allowing comments? Fool, I say unto me, FOOL.

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