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Song Parodies -> "Scary Dairy"

Original Song Title:

"Mary, Mary"

Original Performer:

The Monkees

Parody Song Title:

"Scary Dairy"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

COWS WANT YOUR FLESH. Or some crap like that. Enjoy!
Scary dairy, comin' after you
Scary dairy, here them go moo
I'd say "don't have a cow" but
They'd hear me then ram horns straight through my butt
Scary dairy, got a beef with you

Scary dairy, got a whole fleet
Gonna recruit more sources of meat
They'll get the chickens and they'll divebomb ya
Like the Cuccoos from Legend of Zelda
Scary dairy, whole herd's after you

I'm quite wa-ary when they moo
I'm gonna boa-oard up all the doors
You shouldn't have shown off your brand-new leather shoes

Scary dairy, won't blow over
They'll get the sheep to follow
You don't think cows are a threat
You try to take six-thousand of them
Scary dairy, mad as hell, it's true

Scary dairy, might smash the wall through
Henry, why'd your pants balloon?
Very wary of the scary dairy, bet you are now, too
Oh, scary dairy hates me too
Scary dairy

If "dairy" isn't used as a slang term for cows in at least one weird part of the world, I will be very disappointed.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Phil Alexander - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Great idea for a title sub, and you didn't half milk it :-)
Abbott Skelding - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment
I love the idea (and the title sub), but some of the lines were kinda clunky. Overall not bad, but could have been smoothed out a little.
Matthias - December 31, 2014 - Report this comment
Lots of animals this round with my monkeys and Agrimorfee's beavers and Abbott's Justin Bieber and now we have your cows and they are pretty awesome. I think my monkeys and your cows should go to war with each other. A couple of spelling errors in here like: "here them go moo" it should be "hear" and a couple of the lines were clunky as Abbott said.
Agrimorfee - January 07, 2015 - Report this comment
The Cucoos of Zelda was pretty far out of left field here.
Max Power - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
They said that happy cheese comes from happy cows, I can guess this one isn't happy.
Blaydeman - January 12, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) if they formed and Air Force, would it be called "Dairy Air"? Just kidding. Some fun lines in this one "got beef" and "leather shoes" be amongst my favs.

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