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Song Parodies -> "Try Another Way"

Original Song Title:

"Die Another Day"

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Try Another Way"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If you're still not succeeding on the 47th attempt, maybe give something else a go.
That was a great punch, mighty blow
But that won't make the door budge
So maybe a new tactic?
No, you're still tryna knock it down
Won't you try another way?
Please just try another way
Come on, try another way
Won't you try another way?

Won't you please try another way (another way)?
Please, man, just try another way (another way)
Come on, dude, try another way (another way)
Won't you please try another way (so annoyed)?

Always try this, all the time, this
Hence why I'm pissed, pissed, pissed, pissed, pissed

Always stuck in this cycle
You never try something diff'rent
You say to not fix what ain't broke
Know what's not broke? The door we found (uh, uh)

You need to find another way
To get where we should go
Why won't you try another way?
Most stubborn man I know
With ev'ry hit, it still won't break
Your plan won't work, you have to face
Why won't you try another way?
Let go of your ego

Don't you dare twist the words I say
"We need to go this direction
And there's no windows or air vents"
Surely this door can be picked now?

Won't you try another way?
Please, man, just try another way
Come on, try another way
Won't you please try another way?
We need to find another way
To make this door a hole
Know you can try another way
Instead of yet more blows

Uh, uh
Hahahahahahahahaha
Not gonna knock down

Won't you try another way?
Please, man, just try another way
Come on, try another way
Won't you please try another way?
Another way, another way
Another way, another way
Another way, another way
Another way

Man, everyone calling this the worst Bond theme wasn't kidding. There's a kernel of a good song in there, but it's buried under the electroclash dance-pop that has no business in a Bond theme. And what the hells is Sigmund Freud supposed to be analysing?

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Warning - December 07, 2022 - Report this comment
Do not believe the 43 bogus 555 this will get. Some troll is going round on this site giving bogus 43 555 votes. If this comment is deleted it’s clearly proven. The votes count for NOTHING anymore.

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