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Song Parodies -> "Physically Declined"

Original Song Title:

"Lyrically Inclined"

Original Performer:

Skyzoo ft. Wale

Parody Song Title:

"Physically Declined"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The worst thing out being past your prime is obviously everybody asking about you being past your prime, duh.
Yeah, yeah, I mean
At this point, I'm a ball, you know?
No point to try all that "Sweat to get fit" shit
I can't keep doin' it when I barely stand standin'
Okay, go 'way, just let me eat shit

Got lots of crumbs caked on me, I could probably straight only eat
What I've dropped and then left all over me and only need
To drink, see, I'm stuck with this gross-ass feat to be known
I doubt any of you know, doubt any of you folks
Have seen me all decorated, the truth is
Days of glory and now are separated, feel useless
Just sittin' right here, no sprintin', only sittin' right here
Only movin' from here when pizza is there (whoo!)
Leave cash by the door 'cause my legs might stop outright
Done before, not kiddin', knees locked in then they gave out, right
Used to be the fittest, cross the house sprintin' in down time
And when I tried a little, could beat me switchin' out lights, nice
Now I'm a lump, I'm only good for binge eatin'
Once known 'round the town for settin' all of the records worth beatin'
Not just slower, I'm in a state non-phenomenal
I'm not in pain while layin' by, just slack, that's all

Physically, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit (yeah)
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Physically declined (got my feet up), physically declined (keep my feet up)
It's what I've become, a sorry sight, ah, ah (both my feet up, stuck my feet up)
I've physically declined (yeah, sucks), physically declined (lay in)
A solvable problem, I won't try, ah, ah, yeah (I'll sleep)

They call, they call me physically declined, their memory ain't laggin'
Not gonna say I doubt 'em when all my parts are down-saggin'
The incident that instigated myself slippin' off
Said to be lost to what they call the time mists, it's gone
Some folk say alcohol started me fallin' off
Just like erry damn artist MTV was showin' off
So: booze or drugs or S.T.D's? No, not one
That's not my story, so cliché that I'd slap you up (slappin'-slappin')
But that'd mean my butt would move and that's not done
Until it's time for my bathtime because (ayy, ayy)
Just 'cause I'm twenty-five percent bacon
I can't be too smelly, there's always invaders
Askin' me what I did to turn sports traitor
Seems no-one really knows as if it wasn't the whole makeup
Of free-ish news feeds, "Are they all made up?"
God, anythin' to take up your space and mine, I'm raged up

Physically (can't take it), ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit (yeah)
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Physically declined, physically declined
A pain in the butt, y'all askin' "Why?" Ah, ah
I've physically declined, physically declined
Whatever the problem, it's my life, ah, ah, yeah
Physically, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit (yeah)
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Yeah, ev'rything I used to be, ev'rything that's fit
Physically declined, physically declined
It could be undone but I won't try, ah, ah
I've physically declined, physically declined
Too fond of my thickshakes to go dry, ah, ah, yeah

Yeah, physically declined, buddy
No longer in my prime, don't care, though, out my prime, don't care, though
Blasé, yeah
Just stop askin' me, bro, please just stop askin' me, bro, yeah

Fat and weak, what a disgrace
Guess the champ got too lazy
Ain't gonna fly now he's just takin' up space
Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain

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