It's a ref'rence I often hear
"The cake's a lie", but wha-at's not clea-ea-ear
What is the context, please?
Yes, it's from a game, but see
In all of my online years
It's not one I've tried to load

I ask, I get a spiel
On how the controls feel
That's good for you but it does not e-explain
Did it deserve so ma-any "Game of the Yea-ear"'s?
All of this love and a-affection it's endea-eared
It must be based on so-omething but I fea-ear
No-o-one wi-ill strai-aight up tell me

Is it a strange platforme-er
Or a puzzle shooter? Why?
Why is that damn cube ev'rywhere onli-i-ine?
And the end song (oh-oh)
I'll admi-it's ca-atchy (oh-oh-oh)
But should I play the game (oh-oh-oh)
When that part's been spoiled for me?

I'm sick of constant spiels
On the humour, I reel
At this point if I go and play the-e ga-ame
Will it just be a stri-ing of internet me-emes
All tacked together li-ike those things on my fee-eet?
And the sequel? All I-I know 'bout Wheatle-ey
Is hi-is tu-urn fro-om face to heel

Look, when browsing TV Tro-opes spoi-oils Cave Johnso-on
No incentive fo-or me-e
To bothe-er wi-ith that GLaDOS

I'm not saying that the-e games suck, don't you fea-ear
It's just that I see no-o point buying them he-ere
When half of the jokes ha-ave been spoiled for yea-ears
Seems li-ike a-a wa-aste of money, oh
See-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
See, oh