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Song Parodies -> "Leers Aren't Welcome"

Original Song Title:

"Tears in Heaven"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Leers Aren't Welcome"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You ever hear the phrase "I can't do it while you're watching"? Some people still can't get that through their head...
I don't want your gaze, have to say it's not welcome
Puts me off my game, big distractions aren't welcome
Can't focus on this stupid job
When you stand there and just watch, you're not welcome

It'd be so grand if you got you're not welcome
I'm pissed off, can't stand those who know they're not welcome
And yet still stay with a smug face
Need to go your own damn way, you're not welcome

Can't ignore you now, know you're still there, please
Job's already hard without you there, leave, beg you, leave

I do abhor those who ignore
My requests to find the door, leers aren't welcome

Driving me insane, know you know you're not welcome
I can't concentrate, made it clear you're not welcome
"You kid, come on, that's no hard job"
It is when there's a huge knob who's not welcome

I guess if the job remains undone, would the project get...unplugged? Eh? Eh? I'll shut up.

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Tracer Bullet - March 16, 2023 - Report this comment
Some people don't like having an audience when they work. Enough of them have told me so with blunt instruments that I'm a phrenologist's dream come true.
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