I hurl my dagger wrong
I chucked it at the wrong damn place
Really hate, I'm hatin' my ass today
My aim is always off
Easily adjustable? I've tried
Yeah, oh, yeah-hea-eah, but it still isn't right (I've got it all wrong)

Ooh, uh, it hits, can hear the "thock"
Still hits, it's the wrong "thock"
Ooh, uh, ooh, wrong goddamn "thock"
Ooh, ee-yeah-eah

Not supposed to heave it wrong
It always hits the wrong damn site
Yeah-eah-hea-eah-eah, why did I practice all night
If on the stage, I flop?
Right on the stage, I've flopped, not right
Ooh-ooh, yeah-hea, eah-eah, ev'ry shot goin' wide (real wide)

Keep on throwin' up, keep on throwin' 'em wrong
Come on, cut it out, audience'll walk out (I'm sick of that dumb "thock")
Ooh, that stupid, useless "thock" (uh)
Ooh, it's such a crock, that "thock" (uh)

I hurl my dagger wrong
I'm screamin' in frustration, mate
What a pain (such a pain), least no-one's lookin' my way
A hot chick, I am not
Strapped down to a circle that flies (keep on throwin' up)
Ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah (keep on throwin' 'em wrong), oh, yeah-eah, why can't I hit that right?

Ooh, ooh, don't wanna hear that "thock"
The sound is simply wrong
Ooh, ooh, that steel-into-wood "thock", stop
Ooh, uh, ooh-ooh, yeah-eah
Ooh-ooh, yeah-eah (I hurl my dagger wrong)
Ooh-ooh, yeah-eah (I hurl my dagger wrong)
Ooh-ooh, yeah-eah
Ooh-ooh, yeah-eah
I hurl my dagger wrong (I'm so sick of that "thock")
I hurl my dagger wrong (really hate that "thock")
I hurl my dagger wrong (I don't want that "thock")
Want that meaty "thock" (I hurl my dagger wrong)

Why do I get praise?