In Gotham City, there's a great deal of crime
I'm gonna stomp it out, one crook at a time
I'm on the prowl, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoa-oah
Ooh-woo-hoo
Crooks break in a store, I'll smash their head through the floor
I'm on the prowl

I'm not a cop, though I may talk to Jim
What kinda cop would dare to break a limb
When on the prowl? Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoa-oah
Ooh-woo-hoo
Show them what I've got, suspicious, cowardly lot
Wearin' my cowl

Bringin' crooks do-own, true
Wearin' my co-o-owl, true
Can't bring me do-own, douche
I'm Batman, po-o-o-o-o-ow

I'm not some random vigilante schmoe
I have a reason why each night I go
Out on the prowl, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoa-oah
Ooh-woo-hoo
My parents got mowed down when I was eight years old
They got shot down

Since then I dedicated my whole life
To make sure no-one else goes through that strife
And so you now know, know, know, know, kno-ow
Ooh-woo-hoo
It's tragic, for sure, and it's why guns I abhor
Bring my fist down

Behind the co-owl, Bruce
Wayne around to-o-own, true
Known as a clo-own, true
I'm Batman no-o-o-o-o-ow

The av'rage Gotham dude knows me as a twat
Runnin' Wayne Enterprises in between shags
Only two now know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know
Ooh-woo-hoo
The truth behind me, my butler Alfred and thee
Behind my cowl

I know your backstory is similar, say
How'd you like to join me punchin' crooks today?
Don your own cowl, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoa-oah
Ooh-woo-hoo
Dick Grayson no more, you'll now be Robin, my ward
Go on the prowl, prowl, prowl, prowl, prowl, prowl

Those tiny green shorts, that as your costume, you're sure?
Whatevs, let's prowl