Ooh-ooh, hey-hey, oh
You said you felt sick, understatement

I came rushin' in when I got your call
These scrubs don't fit, don't care at all
You feel sick so let's unzip you and look at your guts
And holy crap, I can tell why you hurled all over the floor
I can see that your spleen ain't where it should be-e-e
Your organs have been moved, sealed with a stitch
That could easily break if you just twitched
Who did this? A lost job's what he deserves, see
Mo-ore, should retract his medical licence
That's what they get for this completely random lung switch
How the hell can you still breathe?

This is quite the surgical catastrophe, wow
There's not one vertebrae in alignment, it's mad
I know ev'rythin' about your biology
Won't put this scalpel do-own 'til I fix you up right now

Can't stop starin' at the mess you're in
Hard to know where to begin
Well, I guess I should reconnect the blood flow to your brain
It's a total miracle you survived, sir
Are you sure you're human? Oka-ay
Just thought I'd check, next thing today
All these objects are in the way
So many, that it can't be accidental
Woa-oah, what did you say? Not you, you're out cold, nurse explained
That your last surgery was for the damn common cold

That's a total surgical catastrophe, wow
Why'd they need to cut you up to cure that cold crap?
Stop speculatin', I don't do psychology
No, should get this crap ou-out, I've got some nerves to reroute
Woah

What's this thing I found in your gizzards intact? Wo-ow
Looks like this surgical catastrophe
Deliv'rer's digital watch dropped in thee
Oh, I'm laughin', that's ba-a-a-a-ad, ain't no laughin' matter, ma-an
Oh yeah, I know yeah

Oooooooooh

Know who caused this surgical catastrophe now
It was me who botched your insides, how'd I know that?
Because this watch is mine, here's my apology
When I drink I black ou-out and operate, I guess, wow
Oh

(Fixin' this)
In your guts I'm still diggin' (surgical catastrophe)
Though I di-id wro-ong, you
Still gotta pay, though (fixin' this)
Half-off, though, I'm not a total prick now (surgical catastrophe, fixin' this)
So let's hope, then (surgical catastrophe)
My new watch won't fall, now (fixin' this)
That would blow, right, yeah (surgical catastrophe)

Surgical catastrophe is what I'm fixin', ki-id
Yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah, is that fi-ine now?