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Song Parodies -> "Smell's Not Me"

Original Song Title:

"Spell on Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Smell's Not Me"

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The Lyrics

We all smelt it, but we can't all have dealt it. I know, let's blame someone at random!
La-la-la, oh-oh, oh-oh
La-la-la, oh-oh, oh-oh

A thousand eyes all on me, some are shocked, some have frowns
And I know why, clear to see why the room is pissed now
It's not unusual for a crowd to fume
When their noses want to leave or just shrivel up now

But I think you'll find that if the time's taken, I'm
Innocent, I would never do that, ain't right
I ask you, please move on closer to me
You'll work out that that smell's not me, discover that that smell's not me, me (ah)

Not got it right
'Cause the smell's not, 'cause the, 'cause the smell's not me
Do the search right
'Cause the smell's not, 'cause the, 'cause the smell's not me

No bad whiffs exude from me, no pores that perspire
If I smelled, you'd see me leave like my butt's on fire
Hate to get graphical 'bout where the smell's from
But the more you accuse me, the more words get dire

It's not my behind or any gross part of mine
That's made your eyes start watering all the time
I'm not guilty of making you all weep
Say it again, that smell's not me, I promise that that smell's not me, me (ah)

It's not a lie
No, the smell's not, no, the, no, the smell's not me
False claims aren't nice
'Cause the smell's not, 'cause the, 'cause the smell's not me

Making a terrible blunder, you got me like "Whoa-oh, oh-oh
You should all start checking under your own bloody clothes, oh-oh"
Because it's not me, if it was, could I breathe?
That's a no, 'cause that smell's not me, I swear to you that smell's not me, me (ah)

Stop spreading lies
'Cause the smell's not, 'cause the, 'cause the smell's not me
This isn't right
'Cause the smell's not, 'cause the, 'cause the smell's not me

I don't think I can be blunter 'bout how you're a dope, oh-oh (don't have it right)
Failing bad as a stink hunter ('cause the smell's not, 'cause the, 'cause the smell's not me), not using your nose, oh-oh
There's no delusion I'm under, know my own smells, bro, oh-oh (don't have it right)
Though if you keep at this blunder ('cause the smell's not, 'cause the, 'cause the smell's not me), I might let one go, oh-oh

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

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Gropeyjoeys Buttitstinski - November 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Must be time to change my diaper!

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