-> "Still In Bed (Sleepyhead)"
Original Song Title:
"Metal Health (Bang Your Head)" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Still In Bed (Sleepyhead)"
Well, I'm a job-doer, real trooper
So it bugs me how you're just not a mover
Make me late near alwa-ays
Gets on my nerves, causin' a huge strain
Unmotivated, I'm frustrated
You still lie there like you were sedated
Been there for hours, yell louder
Get up 'fore I turn your face to powder
Still in bed? It ma-akes me mad
Move, you friggin' la-azy twa-at
I'm close to ragin', you're lazin'
Your anti-mornin' 'tude is really gratin'
I'm a riser and you're a sleeper
But soon you'll find that I'm also a screamer
Such a noise, should wake you, bo-oy
Can't figure out just how your work employed you
You're so slack, shiftless prat
Wedge this crowbar 'neath your back
Somehow still flat o-on your back
Still in bed? Wake u-up, dumbass
Still in bed, so friggin' lazy
Still in bed, with snores and cra-ap
Still in bed, how can you sti-ill sleep
When you know I-I've made pla-ans?
You, sleepyhea-ead, smell like dea-eath
You're so sweaty, ma-a-an, more I can't sta-and
Look sleepyhead, you're not dea-ea-ead
Stop pretendin' as such and move your ass
You're not gonna foo-ool me, man
Got a feather i-in my hand
I'm gonna tickle you near your nose, right (sleepyhead)
Oh, know you're tick-l-i-ish as crap
Back and forth, do that a few more times (sleepyhead)
I'm gonna catch you, catch you
Catch, catch, catch, catch (don't care if you wa-ake up mad)
Ew, it sticks
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