Just a joke but now you think my meal's caked in mould
Thought you ought to know why this is so
A simple trick, won't take much time to have it told
I obtained this green which is real close to that on your cheeks, now that's a joke

I just take that bottle there, two drops, maybe three
See? All that I used was dye
That's a choc'late muffin there though it might look green
Dude, all that I used was dye
Dye

So I don't really see why you're mad 'bout this
This trick is real standard for cupcakes and other such noms
It doesn't hurt to have a squirt of this to try and trick the eye
Adds a little life to your apple pie when it's not beige but IKB

I don't think you're being fair, yelling words at me
'Cause all that I used was dye
Doesn't hurt to eat what's there despite the messed-up sheen
Dude, all that I used was dye
Oh-oh, dye
Dye
Dye

I think you're overreacting a tad (overreact)
No need to fake your chokes and gasps (chokes and gasps)
Pointing your finger at my bottles, don't see (I just don't see)
The reason, I need you to quit this, please
Just a sec, hang on
That's not right
"Kolor Krazy! Make your clothes crazy!"
Oh god, oh god
Oh god, oh god
Oh god, oh god
Geez (I have really screwed this up)
Well, this sucks (I have really ballsed this all up)
I must (I have really screwed this up)
Heimlich you up
Dye