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Song Parodies -> "Walkin' Out"

Original Song Title:

"Callin' Out"

Original Performer:

Lyrics Born

Parody Song Title:

"Walkin' Out"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Screw this movie, I'm outta here!
Don't think I was ready
For what's on show, show, show, for what's on show, show, show, show
I know there's been a precedent
Still in shock here, wow, wow (wow), still in shock here, wow, wow, wow, wow

Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Film was total shit, waste of my cash right now
Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Total pile of shit, waste of my time right now
Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
I won't finish it, see how it all turns out
Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Not gon' finish it, no, I'll just head right out

First off, the "actin'" should always be put in quotations
Cause they never look like they know the words they're sayin'
It's all off-tone, got no grasp upon their real meanin'
And their faces are all blank like mannequin people
Even if I could ignore that, there's still the poor CGin'
Seems the cast spent the whole production time green-screenin'
Could be the reason I'm not seein' proof that they're believin'
Their eyes can't see what to react to, maybe
But other actors have me believin'
That there is such a thing as pink mutant aliens
Need real direction, it won't happen otherwise, mean it
Who's the hack runnin' frames? Wait, hang on, the reason
Could be the script, each line was rank, clunky affliction
Heard less crap lines in half-a-star fan-fiction
At least that's done by amateurish people and it's never seen
By a couple hundred million suckers payin' money, crazy

Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
I can't stomach this utter trainwreck right now
Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
I won't stand for this, so I'll stand and head out
Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Not gon' bother with anymore of this now
Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Internet will give the endin', that's fine now

To make me choose to do this is the worst achievement
Watched a lotta borin' thrillers, lotta crap westerns
A lotta dramas, lotta shorts, a lotta bad action
A lotta horrors, lotta crap watched for a lotta reasons
I've seen bad movies with my mates for the sake of mockin'
I've seen bad films cause folks said they were good, but they were nonsense
I've seen bad movies but they were still seen all the way through, seen complete
Missed the credit scene, but that's not my point, buddy
This is the first film that made me say "I'm leavin'"
And not just think it while I'm eatin' popcorn, wallet's bleedin'
Sometimes I've thought of standin' up, but then the thought's leakin'
Because somethin' came up so crazy, can't be leavin'
I got stuck in the chair, brain numbed, lost feelin'
I got stuck cause of all the dumb, believe it
I got stuck, creakin' and squeakin' makes me look rude, not me
Be polite, but I'm leavin', I'm seethin'
I got no need for leakin' brains, don't want
A refund? I'll pass, I'm not that peeved, buddy

Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Mad I paid for this, won't ask for it back now
Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Pretty sure that shit's somethin' that's not allowed
Said I'm walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Man, I'm glad I picked a seat on the edge now
Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
Would feel weird as shit shufflin' past folks now

I sure wasn't ready for what they showed
Givin' up, givin' up, made a choice to give it up
Givin' up, give the film up, utter junk
Skippin' bad films? Had no precedent, think I'll start that now
Now I'm givin' up, givin' up, the first time I'll give it up
Givin' up, give the film up, utter junk

Walkin' out of this theatre, dude
What a pile of shit, gotta go blog this now

I've never walked out from a film. I mean, I did, but not because the film was low quality or anything, I just really had to pee.

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Hollywood - January 18, 2019 - Report this comment
We haven't had so much trouble with people walking OUT of the theater as such; it's been the part about getting them to walk IN that's been really difficult. Our "Give us your money so we can bash all you straight white guys over the head for being stupid bigots!" advertising campaign wasn't quite the runaway sales success we'd hoped.

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