I read about it online
'Bout these dudes who punch dudes
Yeah

I've read a lot of Roman Reigns jokes
Posts callin' him mi-ildly smug
Lots of Triple H jokes
I laugh though I do-on't know much
About what's in the wrestlin' ring
I'm aware that it's a thing
Those folks in the wrestlin' ring
From what I've read, they're sucking

I guess that they're pushin' the wrong du-ude
No-one I watch likes this Roman Reigns no-ow
No charisma, wins too many big bou-outs
Finisher's a punch, that's such a let-do-own
This is all second-hand knowledge, it's true-ue
Watch recaps of each week's Smackdown and Raw
Half of the snark, over my head it sores
Cause I haven't watched a single match before

Still read a lot of Sin Cara jokes
And how ev'ry mo-ove's a botch
Lots of Adam Rose jokes
Giggle though I do-on't know much
'Bout what's in the wrestlin' ring (wrestlin' ring)
I'm aware that fans are pissed (fans are pissed)
Those folks in the wrestlin' ring (wrestlin' ring)
They can't sell a pin for shit

You can call it unfair and that's true, true, true
I'm not credible when I don't watch
The musclebou-ound lunkheads smash their scones
While the women strut around in thongs
But it isn't my cup of tea, du-ude
Got other things to watch that aren't sports
It's the fan reaction that I adore
Ev'ry plot turn's somethin' most of them abhor

Readin' a lot of Booker T jokes
"Shucky ducky, qua-uack quack" What
Lots of CM Punk jokes
Laugh though I still do-on't know much
About what's in the wrestlin' ring
I'm told Vince McMahon's a prick
Those folks in the wrestlin' ring
A soap op'ra with violence

Some days, all I do is
Read the Your Mileage May Vary pages on TV Tropes
So many opinions 'bout what's wrong with the wrestlin' show
Call it confirmation bias, call me a total dope
But I already know, you completely missed the joke, bro
Do this for most shows, I'm kind of a lazy schmoe
Lots of things that I have low or no int'rest
In, that's how I roll, yeah
No need to get upset, break out your "scrub" defence

Just let me read these Renee Young jokes
All she does is smi-ile and nod
Quite a lot of Sting jokes
And I guess The Bi-ig Show sucks
There's so much in the wrestlin' ring (wrestlin' ring)
Other people complaining (complaining)
'Bout those in the wrestlin' ring (wrestlin' ring)
And I'll still be enjoying
Them explainin' how it's shitty