Song Parodies -> "One Standing Pin"

Original Song Title:

"Dust in the Wind"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"One Standing Pin"

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The Lyrics

Sometimes your bowling game isn't at its peak.

Another ni-ine
I had really hoped they'd get knocked over, but
It still seems
I won't get a strike, I'm failing constantly

One standing pin
I keep getting one standing pin

Won't it dro-op?
Stupid pin, fall over like a drunkard, please
Cause what's true
Is the fact I suck at picking spares up, see

One standing pin (ah-ah-ah)
So sick of that one standing pi-i-i-i-in
Oh-oh-oh

Wait there, hang o-on
Think I see it tilting, did a breeze roll by?
No, don't you-ou-ou sta-a-ay
Who closed the bloody door? I almost had a stri-ike

One standing pin
Always stuck with one standing pin (really hate that one standing pin)
One standing pin (I can't pick up one standing pin)
Might just quit, damn those standing pins
Damn pins

I had no idea that "Dust in the Wind" was a song. I've heard the phrase but I just assumed it was generic faux-hippie nonsense. Ah, the seventies.

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