-> "A Little Tether"
Original Song Title:
"Let's Stick Together"
Parody Song Title:
"A Little Tether"
I thought my thoughts were sound and highly rated
Assumed it was held together now by more than just a little tether
It's strong, so strong, no little tether
But I know better now, it's so hard to keep it un-severed
I thought I trained it to be stronger than your av'rage mind
Never go crazy, guess that was a lie, a little tether
Is all it was, a little tether, hmm-mmm-mmm
And now I streak through town with gold paint upon my nethers
I'm sure you're wonderin' why or how my poor mind
Simply up and snapped here, who or what cut right off that little tether?
What wrong snipped off that little tether
And made me ride a cow with my ears and nose stuffed with feathers?
Wish I could say how, but I've lost all of my mind
Hard to bring up mem'ries when you have gone and lost that little tether
Not all was lost, damn little tether
I recall cheese, some sows, batt'ries and a rejection letter
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