Can't believe this shit, through my folders I am clickin'
Ev'rythin' I had has gone missin'
What in the heck? How the hell'd that come by-y-y?
No loss of power, AVG kept pluggin'
Big shock to me, but my mind keeps buggin'
Just how did I end up with a wi-iped hard dri-ive?

Got a wiped ha-ard dri-ive
Ev'ry single file is missin'
From my saved game fi-i-iles
To my acres of fan-fiction
The fault can't be-e mi-ine
Know that's true because I said it
Clearly someone out there
Hates me with a vengea-ea-eance
Wiped ha-ard dri-ive
I'm causin' a commotion
Cause I'm pissed off, ri-i-ight?
I deserve to have emotions
About my-y lo-ost shi-it
But I've gotta solve this myst'ry-y-y
Just let me freak out for an
Ho-ur or three-ee-ee, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I don't belie-ieve I should blame a hacker
And I don't think I fell for a scammer
I've got a goo-ood filter for my e-mai-ai-ail
I don't recall lendin' my laptop to friends
For that, I'd have to have some to start wi-ith
So for now my brain churns to work out where to pla-ace the-e bla-ame

Got a wiped ha-ard dri-ive
Ev'ry-ythin' has been deleted
All I ask is why-y-y
Though it bares to be repeated:
I know i-it's no-ot I-I
Who di-id somethin' really stupid
Denial? Nice try, dude
Because I can prove i-i-it
Wiped ha-ard dri-ive, yeah
I've been outside all day, dude
And like always I-I-I've
Got no auto set-up, it's true
Cause I'm not tha-at grea-eat
At this computer nonsense
And so I don't like
That does-it-by-itself bollo-o-o-ocks

Wiped ha-ard dri-ive
Oh-ho, my eye-eyebrows, they keep on knittin' (they furrow further)
Cause I can't think why-y-y
This crap crime would be committed (ah-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Recall a-a pa-ast li-ine:
I am what you might call friendless (ee-ee-ee, yeah-eah-eah)
Don't think my colleagues would (yeah-eah)
Be this much of a di-i-ick (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Wiped ha-ard dri-ive, yeah (bullshit)
Recycle bin's empty, true (bullshit's what thi-i-is is, yo)
Wait, there's still one fi-i-ile (no way)
With the name of my brother? Douche! (no way, he's an arseho-o-ole)
Notepad file does sa-ay (what is this?)
My files are safe, the point is (he's a shit, hate his face)
He will wish that I (ah-ha-ah)
Had not mastered the full groin ki-i-i-ick (ah-ah-ha, ha)
Wiped ha-ard dri-ive