Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Screwed Nuts"

Original Song Title:

"True Love"

Original Performer:

Pink ft. Lily Allen

Parody Song Title:

"Screwed Nuts"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There's a time and a place for laughing on the job. And that time is definitely not "the entire damn time".
Tell me: why'd you bother comin' into work today?
Accomplishin' jack-diddly is not okay (whoa-oh-oh)
And no-one acts like you unless a small child comes 'round
And those kids have more an excuse (whoa-oh-oh)

Don't have grown minds, they're quite unlike you
A pain in both my ass and in my neck (hey, hey, hey, hey)
You're an asshole, I despise you
'Cause you make so mad, show no respect (hey, hey, hey, hey)
We've got work here, we cannot be slow
Just because the words sound like a joke (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Man, I hate you, I really hate you
So much, you always laugh at

Screwed nuts, screwed nuts
Laughin' at screwed nuts, ev'ry day, just wastin' my time
Screwed nuts, screwed nuts
Laughin' at screwed nuts, you're like my wrench 'cause you're such a tool
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yo-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yo-oh-oh-oh

Just one little chuckle would be great, not what I'm seein'
You're all doubled over, filled with glee (whoa-oh-oh)
Repeatin' those words out loud for the whole shift right next to me
By now you'd think you'd know me (dumbass), I think your schtick's crazy

Got a big line of tasks we must do
We can't have you collapsed upon the deck (hey, hey, hey, hey)
What an asshole, wanna punch you
Might reset your brain, that would be the best (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Goin' mad here 'cause once the bell goes
That's the only time you're not a joke (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Man, I hate you, I really hate you
So much, you always laugh at

Screwed nuts, screwed nuts
Laughin' at screwed nuts, slowin' down our stuff-per-day times
Screwed nuts, screwed nuts
Laughin' at screwed nuts, can't even stop to fetch a non-you tool
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yo-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, yo-oh-oh-oh

Keep laughin' at those nuts (can't stop you)
It's funny 'cause they're nuts (can't stop you)

I get a giggle on your first day
But laughin' after six months is strange (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Sometimes I wonder why you've not been asked to leave
You do jack but laugh like a dweeb (oh, that just seems crazy)

Screwed nuts (you're crazy), screwed nuts (so crazy)
Laughin' at screwed nuts (you're crazy), broken nothin' but you're still shite
Screwed nuts (you're crazy), screwed nuts (friggin' crazy)
Laughin' at screwed nuts, you haven't made things worse, you're still a tool
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (big tool), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yo-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I need drills and spanners, not this tool), oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (big tool), oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yo-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (how can no-one see that you're a tool), oh-oh-oh-oh

Heheh, nuts.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 26

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   26
 26
 26
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Duc4AmIRight - March 09, 2023 - Report this comment
I may hardly get any votes on my parodies, but when I do at least they are GENUINE. I don't need to clean out the cookies like you do to get fake votes.
Fuzznuts - March 10, 2023 - Report this comment
...says the guy who—clearly—has no idea how cookies work—or rather, fail to—on this site.
the_conqueror_of_parodies - March 11, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments Duc4Amiright and Fuzznuts. I appreciate it!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/pinkftlilyallen0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 306