Song Parodies -> "Pizza Delivery"

Original Song Title:

"Signed, Sealed, Delivered"

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Original Performer:

"Pizza Delivery"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

'Delivery' should be pronounced 'de-liv-ree' but that should be obvious.

Boring birthday party, I won't go
You can't make me, I'mma staying home
Wait, did I, hear you say, pizza delivery? I'm sold!

Want me at your LAN? No thank you, guy
I have this odd tendency to die
Wait, did you, say that there's, pizza delivery? I'm sold!

I'll be there, buddy
Oh, I know what makes ev'rything great
(Pizza delivery, for sure!)

I tell you, buddy
Oh, the one thing that will force my hand
(Pizza delivery, for sure!)

I missed a lot of awesome things
That I didn't wanna miss
But, but, yea, yea, there was no pizza

You're hosting a Star Wars marathon?
That supposed to intrigue me? Moron!
Wait, what was, that you said? Pizza delivery? I'm sold!

Ouija board? I'd like my soul intact
Of course, I know that stuff is all bollocks, man
But, if you, say that there's, pizza delivery? I'm sold!

I'll be there, buddy
Oh, you know what makes a night perfect?
(Pizza delivery, for sure!)

I tell you, buddy
Oh, I'd even watch those Barbie films
(Pizza delivery, for sure!)

I've been to lots of boring things
Man, that pizza reeled me in
Could call me a foolish man, sucked in like that

I'd go places, nasty places, man (only if, buddy)
If there is, buddy (pizza delivery, for sure!)
Only if, buddy (there's pizza, buddy)
I'll be there, buddy (pizza delivery, for sure!)
At the gig, buddy (Jonas Bros, buddy)
But only if there's (pizza delivery, for sure!)

Maybe I should follow this up with a parody of 'Deliverance' by Bubba Sparxx? It's been on my mind for a while.

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Phil Nelson - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment

Yeah, pizza! I like it too. 555 toppings

Matthias - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment

It's the college way of offering free pizza in order to get people interested in attending really boring events, and although I do love free pizza, I don't love it enough to watch all of the Barbie movies. That would just make me throw up the pizza that I ate.

Christie Marie M - March 31, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry 70) Wow, I love everything with "pizza" in it! Reading/singing this parody alone makes me hungry and crave for pizza even more! But I'm really crazy about Pizza Huts pizza, my fave since Domino's! Well, delivering you 5 cheese, 5 pepperoni, and 5 sausage pizzas with this one from your fave pizzeria of your choice, whether it be Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Domino's, or Little Caesar's! "Pizza, Pizza!"

Agrimorfee - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This was ok, just not out of the ballpark for me.

Max Power - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment

Pizza Pizza

Rex - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Women, if you want a man just remember those three little words -- "pizza and beer".

Below Average Dave - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment

This was pretty fun, reminds me of my own Pizza Night, and pizza songs ALWAYS go over well. Paced well, perhaps not amazingly funny, but funny in a cute way and would made a good performance. Matthias if you don't love pizza enough to watch all the Barbie Movies. . .you don't love pizza enough :)

Syncronos - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment

Why get delivery?! Digiorno's only costs $5.55!

Bilbopooh - August 16, 2010 - Report this comment

LOL! Pizza is dangerous that way, isn't it? I too tend to gravitate toward it like a moth to light... Fun song on a tasty topic!

Mark Scotti - August 19, 2010 - Report this comment

(ABC) My FAVORITE food get wonderfully parodied!!

Matthias - August 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Your Pizzas have a not of Pizazz!

Below Average Dave - August 23, 2010 - Report this comment

See above

Abbott Skelding - August 28, 2010 - Report this comment

Pizza does make everything better! 555 more events you're going to!

Andria - September 05, 2010 - Report this comment

(ABC O & P) Very good, and count me in as both a Stevie Wonder and pizza fan. I've been known to order a couple big combination pizzas from Little Caesar's, have a few big bottles of Arbor Mist or Riunite wine on ice and enjoy all that with a few girlfriends and a good TV show or movie (we even did it for the second George W. Bush State of the Union so we could make fun of Dubya) 5s.

DJ Blaze - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Pizza can make anything better (except Satan and Justin Bieber), so props for writing this. 555

Jeff Reuben - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment

Onnce you got a few good lines in there, the rest fell like Dominos :-)

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