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Song Parodies -> "Dog-Ears Are My Bane"
Original Song Title:
"A Year Without Rain"
Original Performer:
Selena Gomez & the Scene
Parody Song Title:
"Dog-Ears Are My Bane"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Dog-ear (noun): the turned-down corner of a page especially of a book.
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Shouldn't need me to always remind you when you come to my place
Never diff'rent with my requests for you, sad your failure is the same
When you come 'round here to borrow any book, I say (ho-ooh-whoa)
That I just want you to not put a crease on any page, save me
But ev'ry time, you've done the opposite, it's nuts
Though I have told you that all dog-ears are my bane
Want my books lookin' nice, you disregard that, why?
Know I have told you that all dog-ears are my bane, oh-whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh
Get you're reservin' your spot for some other time (some other time), understand that problem
But what is burnin' me up from all the way inside: you heard of somethin'
I think it's called a "bookmark"? Lots of styles to see, pretty crazy
They're pretty cheap to get too, why must you torture me? Ho-oh-ooh, save me
Can even borrow one, it's fine, I've got a ton (ton)
'Cause I have told you that all dog-ears are my bane
"A force of habit"? Lies (total lies), done this too many times (too many times)
Know I have told you that all dog-ears are my bane, oh-whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh
I'm pretty sure it's not complex
A super friggin' basic request
But you still ignore me
Really drives me crazy, crazy, crazy, ooh-ooh-ooh
But I hate to come with this one thought of mine
That it's on purpose, that doesn't feel right
But you've made it clear that you can't refrain
Though I know I've told you that all dog-ears are my bane, oh-whoa-oh-oh
Hence why I'm holdin' off (hold off) on lendin' you my stuff
Because I've told you that all dog-ears are my bane
Fiction, non-fiction, I (told you I) want them all to look nice
Won't happen with you, said all dog-ears are my bane, oh-whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh, hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Shouldn't need me to always remind you when you come to my place
Never diff'rent with my requests for you, sad your failure is the same
When you come 'round here to borrow any book, I say (ho-ooh-whoa)
That I just want you to not put a crease on any page, save me
But ev'ry time, you've done the opposite, it's nuts
Though I have told you that all dog-ears are my bane
Want my books lookin' nice, you disregard that, why?
Know I have told you that all dog-ears are my bane, oh-whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh
Get you're reservin' your spot for some other time (some other time), understand that problem
But what is burnin' me up from all the way inside: you heard of somethin'
I think it's called a "bookmark"? Lots of styles to see, pretty crazy
They're pretty cheap to get too, why must you torture me? Ho-oh-ooh, save me
Can even borrow one, it's fine, I've got a ton (ton)
'Cause I have told you that all dog-ears are my bane
"A force of habit"? Lies (total lies), done this too many times (too many times)
Know I have told you that all dog-ears are my bane, oh-whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh
I'm pretty sure it's not complex
A super friggin' basic request
But you still ignore me
Really drives me crazy, crazy, crazy, ooh-ooh-ooh
But I hate to come with this one thought of mine
That it's on purpose, that doesn't feel right
But you've made it clear that you can't refrain
Though I know I've told you that all dog-ears are my bane, oh-whoa-oh-oh
Hence why I'm holdin' off (hold off) on lendin' you my stuff
Because I've told you that all dog-ears are my bane
Fiction, non-fiction, I (told you I) want them all to look nice
Won't happen with you, said all dog-ears are my bane, oh-whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh, hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I am pretty confident that I've never done this. Not the ignoring someone's simple request, that's probably happened, I mean dog-earing a book. Just do not recall ever having done that. I do remember more than once leaving a stain in a book with a squashed bug, but not dog-earing.
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