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Song Parodies -> "Stop Light"

Original Song Title:

"Spotlight"

Original Performer:

Gucci Mane ft. Usher

Parody Song Title:

"Stop Light"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Green means "go", red means "stop", so - I said it means "stop" so stop! STOP! STOOOOP!
I can't believe you did that
Yeah, asshole, bastard, crazy, broke law
Oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh (uh, uh, how are you that stupid?)
Oh-oh, yeah-eah-eah (yeah, huh), dumbshit (huh)

That's a stop light (yeah), just in case (huh) you haven't heard (ah)
What that red glow means is "cut the juice, you jerk" (yeah)
But you weren't stoppin', ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
That's a big problem, ooh-whoa-oh, whoa (you prick)
Blew the stop light, I know that (huh) your eyeballs work (ah)
Colourblind? No, it seems that you're just a jerk
Should've been stoppin', ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Now you've got problems, ooh-whoa-oh (ayy, ayy), whoa (doofus), yeah-eah

Breakin' the rules shits me, uh, yes, I'm pissy (uh)
Get mad whenever assholes think that traffic laws are iffy (eh, eh-eh)
Lack of proper blinkin' (stupid), right-of-way cue missin'
Ev'ry damn one is real wrong, don't have them tiered (hey, hey), you feel me (not funny)?
But my rage is risin' 'cause, man, you're tryna kill me (damn)
Not drivin' right beside ya, I'm ridin' with you, clearly (yeah)
I don't wanna law break by inaction, not great
So you need to tell me why you thought that was okay

That's a stop light, there's no way that it would hurt
To just not go through them like a total jerk
You should be stoppin', ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Why's that a problem? Ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Blew the stop light, I know you're not late to work
Know your shifts, bro, today's your (yeah) day off, you jerk
Need to be stoppin', ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Not causin' problems, ooh-whoa-oh, whoa (whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), yeah-eah

Damn, damn, not okay, your excuses are so lame (say what?)
I mentioned the colourblindness thing and I know there's no way (ska)
Brainspace cannot take your "there was a tree there" claim (hey!)
I'm sittin' here in the front (hey! Hey!), saw the red light clear as day (yeah)
Stupid of your ass to say that I'm just stupid (oh-oh-oh-oh)
"You're on the other side, there must be some confusion" (oh damn)
Even if your eyes are wonky (huh), your ears can take information (uh, yeah)
Must've heard (ayy) my ass yell "You goit (oh-ooh-ooh), light's gone red, cut the speed!" (yeah)

The stop light, I know all your senses work
It must be so that you're just a total jerk
Hence you're not stoppin', ooh-whoa-oh (oh-oh-ho-oh), whoa
Wanna cause problems (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-ooh-whoa), ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Blew the stop light, it's like it's your goal to hurt
Whether me or the whole road, means you're a jerk
You're still not stoppin' (ha, whoa-oh-oh-oh-ooh-whoa), ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Means further problems (ooh, whole lotta problems, jerk), ooh-whoa-oh, whoa (oh-ho-ooh-whoa-ooh), yeah-eah

Look out, you jerk, gonna go (yeah) through another faster (faster)
Gonna be a massacre, metaphorical calibre (crazy, yeah)
All the words I've said (yeah)? Refused to ponder (uh)
May have been list'nin' after all but you're (hey!) just a monster (aaaaaaaaow!)
Ignorance, don't like it, tried to not believe it (ah-ooh-ooh)
But I can't not see it 'cause it's clear that your frequent
Blown lights are on purpose, uh (ay-ay), just to irk your passenger (pissin' me off)
Gonna drive me crazy, ugh (oh-oh-oh-ho), swear I didn't mean that pun (oh-oh)

That's a stop light, I know that my pleas won't work (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Makin' clear, though, that I know that you're a jerk
Hate your not-stoppin' (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh), ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Hell of a problem (ooh-whoa-oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa), ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Blew the stop light, I hope this recordin' works
Done this before, I haven't, not been a jerk (jerk)
Sudden not-stoppin', ooh-whoa-oh, whoa
Will be your problem, ooh-whoa-oh, whoa, yeah-eah

Almost had "stoplight" as one word but I decided to check and yep, that's just a synonym for traffic light. There are many ways I'm okay with looking silly, but screwing the title of the parody? Nuh-uh, not today, disco lady.

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