-> "Creepy Eyes"
Original Song Title:
"Yoü and I"
Parody Song Title:
"Creepy Eyes"
The Lyrics
It's something you see in a lot of flicks
Something that will make you rather sick
Most times, it's quite subtle, sometimes crude
It involves CG, sometimes it involves
2D animation, sometimes it's bad makeup jobs
Something's off about that CG dude
It could be that their lip movement's wrong
Or their limbs are too jerky during the big song
Could be hair that's moving weirdly
There's special features that say that's tricky
(Something) Something, something's wrong with that face
(Something) Something, that most people have trouble trying to place
(Something) Something, something is off, it's mostly one thing, guy
Yeah, something is wrong with those creepy eyes
A living corpse ain't the way to go
Unless it's meant to be a zombie, then just no
Animation should never stop one's heart
On a good day, CG can win Oscar Gold
Raving reviews, and tons of tickets sold
Sometimes folks are screaming out "MY EYES!"
Ooh-oh ooh-oh
But I know when something's off
We could try to let it pass or just scream a lot
But I know what you tried to do
And when I shit my pants, well, the blame's on you
(Something) Something, something's off with that face
(Something) Something, that most people are just too freaked out to place
(Something) Something, something is off, usually one thing, guy
Yeah, something is wrong with those creepy eyes
Creepy eyes!
Those creepy eyes!
Damn creepy eyes!
Those freaky eyes
Creepy eyes!
Unnat'ral eyes!
Oh no!
I'd rather die
Than stare at those eyes!
'Scuse me
Gotta throw up
Whether it's CG or Flash or just plain ol' hand-drawn
If you're not careful, it'll look wrong
May only be just a smidgen off, you will find
That it still turns people off the whole film, that's right
(Something) Something, something's off with that face
Not the ears
(Something) An untimely movement, too much detail or
The wrong expression and it's fixed in place
(Something) Something, something is wrong, normally one thing, guy
Makes people throw up, it's the valley
How uncanny's that valley, I tell you
It's the eyes!
Those freaky eyes!
Buddy, don't mess the eyes!
They're important, guy
Creepy eyes!
Damn creepy eyes!
Soul's window are the eyes
So don't mess the eyes
It's something you see in a lot of flicks
Something that may make you rather sick
If you hit this valley, your film's screwed
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