Ah, why is it so tight?

Oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh
Oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

As you become older, it's true, oh, functionality, it drops
Though some may say the topic's rude, it's hard to give a toss
Still hard to get used to, see (yeah, oh, yeah-eah), puttin' that damn tube in me (yeah, oh, yeah-eah)
Just can't do it fluidly (yeah, oh, yeah-eah)

I feel the catheter pain creepin' up on me
Can't deal with crammin' that tube where nothin' should go, I say
Should heal but repetition of it's not a dream
It's so hard to take all this catheter pain
Oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

It's not a pleasant scene (far from a pleasant scene), hence why my bathroom trips take time
But also why you'll never see (never gonna ever see) me ask for a hand 'cause yikes
I still want privacy (yeah, oh, yeah-eah) and I don't think you'd like to see (yeah, oh, yeah-eah)
The way this fits inside of me (yeah, oh, yeah-eah), ooh-whoa-oh-oh-ooh

I feel the catheter pain creepin' up on me
Can't deal, each ram of the tube is a stab, shows on my face
Tight seal so there's no mess but I still wanna scream
It's so hard to take all this catheter pain
Oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh (this catheter pain), oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh

Ev'ry day, the same cycle (oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh), only gonna be final (oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh)
When I wake up dead (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh), then is when I'll rest (only then, can rest) (oh)
Better this than denial (oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh) that health's in a bad spiral (oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh)
I may whine and kvetch but I'm not that thick (ooh-whoa-oh-oh-ooh)

I feel (I feel) the catheter pain creepin' up on me
Can't deal, well, scratch that, I do 'cause I'm damned if I don't play (hey)
Might squeal (might squeal) or say some rude words but it's helpin' me
It's so hard to take (oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh) all this catheter pain

Oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh, oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh (get that tube within)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh (where it barely fits)
Oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh (damn catheter pain), oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh (it's so hard to take)
It's so hard to take (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh) all this catheter pain