Celestia!
The ruling of the kingdom cannot be easy, ev'ry day you must raise the sun
Bring some hope in all your subject's lives by
being cheerful and rather nice ev'ry day
Twilight!
Try to avoid heavy, unneeded study of big books and papyrus
You may be really good at that, but don't forget having fun is still okay
Pinkie!
The way that you act is just priceless even if you're this close from being locked in an asylum
Your song numbers may come out of nowhere but they'll be stuck in my head all week
AJ!
You may be defined by apples, yes, but you never stop working at it
Your job consists of harvesting a vast orchard of apples, please don't forget to sleep

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Fluttershy!
Your bunny Angel will be annoyed once again by your incessant quietness
If you ever run into trouble, either you will faint or you'll turn badass, that's my guess
Luna!
Your tenure as Nightmare Moon was brief, but the reputation you had was dragged through the mud
Try not to scare the daylights out of ev'rypony, but be friendly instead
Rainbow!
Now is not a good time to brag about your top speed, cuz fate
will make you damage your wings, oh no
Yes, we know you can hit Mach 10, according to some egghead, when you do that Sonic Rainboom thing
Discord!
Oh Discord, you're extremely nut and uninhibited, that's good for you
Expect a big surprise today, when you end up bested by the Power of Friendship

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Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely
That an animated show that's mainly aimed at little girls could have
A fanbase that's gigantic and still growing and, I kid you not, comprised of older males
But let me give you my assurance that this kinda odd devotion
Is all based on solid scripting, fun and well-developed characters, so you would have
to be some kind of douchebag not to understand that our love for this show isn't ironic, it's the truth
Where was I?

Spikey!
The main male presence in a show meant for small girls, so naturally all eyes are upon you
We know you have a crush on Rarity, though you're a dragon and she's a pony, that's weird
Rarity!
Try not to go on a big ego trip, when your new fashion spreads through Equestria
Work a little bit harder on balancing your friends, your sister and your career
Secondary Guys!
There's more focus on you than I'd expect - awesome
Big Mac, Cheerilee, Zecora, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and the rest
Derpy Hooves!
The fans say that you're an exciting and wonderful pony with a thing for muffins
You may have wonky vision, but you beat ev'ry other background pony for a speaking role, so what the heck

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