Butt-dialee:
Hello?
Know it's you, come on, buddy
I'm gettin' pissed off, this must be the hundredth time
That you've messed up and butt-dialed me, okay?
Pick up, you
Today, 'cause that'd be good
Hello?
Don't make me start to shout, that sounds real weird from a place that low
Listen, if you can hear me, you need to stop this stupid shite, alright?
Such a dope

Butt-caller:
Yeah, it's a common-ass story, the butt-call that makes you look silly
They're hearin' muffled sounds which starts as a real mystery
Ev'ry phone these days shows who's callin', so they ask "Where can he be?"
I'm right by, ha, the way the denim shifts and slides makes it go
Might be a smartphone, fancy technology
It still calls with my butt, that's shit

Wanna say that I'm sorry, you can't say that it's not funny
Egg on my face 'cause my butt now talks for me
And not one fix that I have tried out has worked which really blows
Wish I could know how this keeps happ'nin' all the time, stupid phone

Nobody wants to talk to butts, I swear that I always keep it locked
But the calls still make it out anyway, really wish they'd stop
Listen closely and you might hear my lawyer say why
Those triple-0 calls weren't pranks, no lie

Tryna say that I'm sorry, I didn't mean for such worry
Or to delay your work 'cause my stupid cheeks
Somehow connected to your line now, it sounds like such a joke
I need to know how I can stop my ass next time, stupid phone

Yes, in hindsight, it's funny ("Hello?")
In the moment, not funny ("Hello?")
Stupid phone
Oh-oh (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh, oh, oh-oh-oh)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Yeah, it's too common a folly for our level of technology
Almost feel kinda proud that the signal is never weak
Never lose audio even though it's all wrapped up in my jeans
Only dies when you hang up post-roll of eyes, 'round they go

Sick of sayin' I'm sorry, still feel bad, so don't worry
That I'm blasé to my butt callin' for me
What makes me sick is how often now it happens and I don't
No, I don't know solutions that'll work for my stupid phone
Have to tell you I'm sorry a-friggin'-gain, but don't worry
I think my brain's had a thought, keep up with me:
What if I stick my phone in a cover? Wait, where did you go?
I shoulda known to cover up the touchscreen, why?
I never needed that for my stupid phone