What a whelp
Kidnapped more often than Lois Lane, kind of a load
Cause he's no detective, he just takes photos
May have missed
Any point where this fellow suddenly has some good use
Popular culture's tainted my point of view
Just know he has a flair
For transformation fare

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
Gets himself in trouble ev'ry single damn day
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
Some would say that Olsen should simply go away

Signal watch
Superman's not your butler, you braindead ginger twit
Lot more trouble round the world he needs to fix
Tired of the scenes
Where his curiosity gives way to some new plight
No fun as a werewolf, lesson learned? Yeah, right
You can say I'm not fair
But who would really care?

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
Chasing down the mobsters like he can save the day
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
Whole lot of crossdressing, not that I judge, okay
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?

More than Silver Age fare
Yes, I am well aware

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
Puts his life on the line ev'ry single damn day
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
Touching things he shouldn't, scrambles his DNA
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
Got no clue about how he's currently portrayed
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, the Man of Steel's pal, why?
For the passing fan, he's quite the Silver Age stain